Random News stories that caught my eye today:
Blind Melon, known for the hit "No Rain", is set to release their first new album since '95. The world just collectively yawned. Hey guys, maybe there is a reason you haven't released an album since '95. No one cares. Now I get to listen to a CD where you guys try to remake "No Rain" on 12 different tracks. Great. Color me there.
Amy Winehouse has allegedly been caught smoking crack on film. Not to be out done, in the tabloids, Paris Hilton has released a new video of herself smoking c*ck. Hey Now!
Sean "Puffy, Diddy, P.Diddy, bumps on your face aren't sexy" Combs has been accused, by a witness, of assaulting another man. Upon hearing this news NY police are re-opening a case in which Diddy allegedly tried to steal the spotlight from Biggie and Mase.
Whoomp! There it is
Adam
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