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Hey Teens,

Amy Winehouse will be giving one of her Grammys to her husband, Blake. The only problem......Blake is in jail. Its gonna be sad when he trades it for 10 cartons of cigarettes.

50 Cent's child support payments have been reduced. YAY!! I can sleep easy now. What do me and 50 have in common......My first car was a 1987 Grand Marquis. 50's first child is named Marquis.

The Smashing Pumpkins are set to do a meet and greet in London. Did London just hear about grunge? shhhh. Don't tell them Kurt Cobain died, we can put the naked cowboy in a flannel shirt and they'll never know the difference.

Plus, we can just get a NYC crack whore to play Courtney Love.

Still Just A Rat In A Cage,

Adam

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Hey Teens,

If you haven't heard, Lily Allen was given her own TV show on the BBC. It was recently reported that fans walked out during the taping of the show due to boredom. And people in the UK watch soccer!

Slash has designed/developed a new line of guitars which should be available in April. The idea for Slash to create his own guitars was based on the success of Slash creating his own band - Slash's Snakepit

Exactly. Has Slash run out of money or seomthing? Wasn't he pimping Guitar Hero before this?

Natalie Cole has said that giving Grammys to Amy Winehouse is rewarding bad behavior. Good point Natalie! It's weird becuase the Grammys never make mistakes....

-Adam

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Ludacris is being sued for the alleged theft of a song. The people suing are from Boogii Men Entertainment Group, from Chester, Pa. If I was Ludacris I wouldn't mess with anyone from Chester. The only time I've been to Chester was to play football in High School. They had barbwire fencing around the football field. So, yea. Luda, maybe you should just give them some money.


"Amy Winehouse has months to live", according to her husband, or the exact quote which is "Quit smoking crack or you’ll be dead in three months". Oh snap. I give you Amy Winehouse....or as I call her WHITEney Houston. Get it? She smokes crack, is a singer, and is white. Get it?

Like you could do better.

Travis McCoy, lead singer of Gym Class Heroes, told MTV that "When people hear the new stuff, they'll realize that I'm a lyrical genius". Could the lead singer of Gym Class Heroes even know what sarcasm is? Yea, probably not.

-Adam

Amy Crackhouse

Alanis Morissette called Amy Winehouse the other day....she said "Isn't it ironic".

Winehouse is in REHAB. Get it?! Rehab, Get it?!

Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. Its the first thing I thought of when i read this story.

In other news, MC Hammer is 2 Legit 2 Quit and Sir Mix-a-lot is more of a breast man.


No, No, No,

Adam

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Random News stories that caught my eye today:

Blind Melon, known for the hit "No Rain", is set to release their first new album since '95. The world just collectively yawned. Hey guys, maybe there is a reason you haven't released an album since '95. No one cares. Now I get to listen to a CD where you guys try to remake "No Rain" on 12 different tracks. Great. Color me there.

Amy Winehouse has allegedly been caught smoking crack on film. Not to be out done, in the tabloids, Paris Hilton has released a new video of herself smoking c*ck. Hey Now!

Sean "Puffy, Diddy, P.Diddy, bumps on your face aren't sexy" Combs has been accused, by a witness, of assaulting another man. Upon hearing this news NY police are re-opening a case in which Diddy allegedly tried to steal the spotlight from Biggie and Mase.

Whoomp! There it is

Adam