Thursday, February 14, 2008

Around The Way News

Hey Teens,

Amy Winehouse will be giving one of her Grammys to her husband, Blake. The only problem......Blake is in jail. Its gonna be sad when he trades it for 10 cartons of cigarettes.

50 Cent's child support payments have been reduced. YAY!! I can sleep easy now. What do me and 50 have in common......My first car was a 1987 Grand Marquis. 50's first child is named Marquis.

The Smashing Pumpkins are set to do a meet and greet in London. Did London just hear about grunge? shhhh. Don't tell them Kurt Cobain died, we can put the naked cowboy in a flannel shirt and they'll never know the difference.


Plus, we can just get a NYC crack whore to play Courtney Love.

Still Just A Rat In A Cage,

Adam

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