Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Breaking News: Black Eyed Peas Suck More Than Ever

So here's the new 10 MINUTE MUSIC VIDEO from BEP's. Really? You think you've earned the 10 minutes music video? Based on what, ripping off other people's songs? Wearing your 3D glasses inside out? Or maybe dressing up like everyday is Halloween. The video starts off with Will.i.am telling his BEP mates that robots are so 3000-and-eight and that the Black Eyed Peas will soon be replaced by androids, causing Fergie to storm off in another brilliant display of why singers shouldn’t always act. While the Peas hoist weapons around for nearly seven minutes, no one pulls the trigger, and there’s so much product placement I thought I was watching an infomercial. At least the lyrics are good: "You can be the model type, skinny with no appetite". How many times has this been used?! The Black Eyed Peas eventually defeat the robots by infecting them with a computer virus called "Music and Dancing," but then (SPOILER ALERT) in some Hitchcockian twist it’s revealed that the entire battle took place in Fergie’s mind.
FAIL.

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