Lenny Kravitz’s Sex Life to Imitate Art

I don’t have a problem with celibacy. Some of my best friends are celibate (if not by choice). It just warms more heart when a rock star actively advertises his vapidity. Tell us more about matters of the spirit, Lenny! In other news, I love The Onion and all of its affiliates.

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Ryan

Kravitz Rolls Into Philly Lookin' For Boy Toys

Rocking a skin-tight leather jacket and a 5 o'clock shadow that rivals George Michael's, Lenny Kravitz exploded on the Electric Factory for what he called a "love revolution." As if there aren't enough horny dudes in this city looking for other horny dudes, Lenny has to show up and create a frenzy. I don't remember the exact moment I lost my respect for Lenny Kravitz, but it's been out the window for years now. He went from a bad ass, dread-swinging guitarist to playing pop tunes along side Madonna and now preaches peace and love, while hanging on to what shred of musical dignity he has left. Nonetheless, I'm sure his album will sell big because we all know 45 year old parents don't know how to download.

Spin gives a terrible review of the show here. My eight year old niece could write this garbage. This is supposed to be Spin Magazine, not Highlights. If these are the kind of reviews they're getting in return, I hope they don't pay for the interns' tickets to the shows.

-J Money

Lenny Kravitz

I found a great article on Blender.com about how corny Lenny Kravitz has become. Did anyone think his career would have gone the way it has? "Would you Go My Way" was a HUGE song. He was a giant of rock and had that classic rock vibe that even made 20 year olds have acid flash backs. What happened? I don't even think he even has like a cool "behind the music" reason for his disappearance. I think he just didn't have the lasting power everyone thought.

The article has some great points on how his new video has every staple for corny rock video. Including but not limited to black and white footage and Lenny conducting an orchestra.

Stay Groovy,

Adam