Around The Way News

Hey Teens,

Marilyn Manson is a fan of absinthe (some crazy outlawed liquor; you know the stuff the supposedly makes you hallucinate). Well Marilyn has developed his own brand, Mansinthe. Clever. Some absinthe experts taste-tested Mansinthe, only to find it "smelled like sewage water, swamp mud, and rubbing alcohol". Well at least he has his music career to fall back on.........oh wait, I forgot its 2008, nevermind.


Eminem will be releasing a book, The Way I am. It will be about his life growing up and Eminem will write the introduction. Awesome, I'm going to go watch 8 Mile. Let me know when your done reading the book.

Everday I'm Hustlin',

Adam

Slim Shady?

With reports circulating that Eminem has ballooned up to around 200 Pounds (Insert obvious SLIM Shady Joke here) Slim Fast has come up with a diet plan to help the rapper shed some pounds. Unfortunately, Zoloft is still working on the humongous pill cocktail to relieve Britney Spears of her craziness.

My Name Is,

Adam