Who wants to watch 3 hours of red carpet dresses, disappointing performances, and unworthy award winners? Me and Adam, that's who! Grammy Bowl V is upon us and it's time for us to prove that no matter how knowledgeable we may be about music, all bets are off when it comes to picking Grammy Award winners. How many people get to vote for the Grammy's? 40,000? More? How many of them are over the age of 65 and should be retired? 85 percent? More? Anyway, every year Adam and I try to pick who will actually win the awards, not who we believe SHOULD win (hence why I picked Lady Antebellum for Record of the Year....LOCK!) I'm ahead in our all-time standings, 2-1-1.
Adam's picks in RED, my picks in BLUE.record of the yearnothin' on you- B.O.B. and Bruno Marslove the way you lie- Eminem and Rihanna
fuck you- Cee Lo Green
empire state of mind- Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
need you now- Lady Antebellumalbum of the yearthe suburbs- arcade fire
recovery- eminem
need you now- lady antebellum
the fame monster- lady gagateenage dream- katy perry
song of the yearbeg steal or borrow- ray lamontagne
fuck you- cee lo green
the house that built me- miranda lambert
love the way you lie- eminem and rihannaneed you now- lady antebellum
best new artistjustin bieberdrake
florence and the machinemumford & sons
esperanza spalding
best female pop vocal performanceking of anything- sara bareilleshalo- beyonce
chasing pirates- norah jonesbad romance- lady gaga
teenage dream- katy perry
best male pop vocal performancehaven't met you yet- michael bublethis is it- michael jacksonwhataya want from me- adam lambert
just the way you are- bruno mars
half of my heart- john mayer
best pop performance by a duo or groupdon't stop believin'- the cast of glee
misery- maroon 5
the only exception- paramore
babyfather- sade
hey soul sister- trainbest solo rock vocal performancerun back to your side- eric clapton
crossroads- john mayer
helter skelter- paul mccartneysilver rider- robert plant
angry world- neil youngbest rock performance by a duo or groupready to start- arcade firei put a spell on you- jeff beck & joss stone
tighten up- the black keysradioactive- kings of leonresistance- musebest hard rock performancea looking in view- alice in chains
let me hear you scream- ozzy osbourneblack rain- soundgarden
between the lines- stone temple pilots
new fang- them crooked vultures
best rock songangry world- neil young
little lion man- mumford & sons
radioactive- kings of leonresistance- musetighten up- the black keysbest rock albumemotion & commotion- jeff beck
the resistance- musebackspacer- pearl jam
mojo- tom petty and the heartbreakers
le noise- neil young
best alternative albumthe suburbs- arcade fireinfinite arms- band of horses
brothers- the black keys
broken bells- broken bells
contra- vampire weekend
best r&b songbittersweet- fantasia
finding my way back- jaheim
second chance- el debarge
shine- john legend and the rootswhy would you stay- kem
best contemporary r&b albumgraffiti- chris brown
untitled- r kelly
transition- ryan lesliethe archandroid- janelle monaeraymond v raymond- usher
best rap solo performanceover- drake
not afraid- eminemhow low- ludacris
i'm back- t.i.
power- kanye west
best rap songempire state of mind- jay-z and alicia keys
love the way you lie- eminem and rihannanot afraid- eminem
nothin' on you- b.o.b. and bruno marson to the next one- jay-z
best rap albumthe adventures of bobby ray- b.o.b.
thank me later- drake
recovery- eminemthe blueprint 3- jay-z
how i got over- the rootsbest country songthe breath you take- george strait
free- zac brown bandthe house that built me- miranda lamberti'd love to be your last- gretchen wilson
if i die young- the band perry
need you now- lady antebellumbest country albumup on the ridge- dierks bentley
you get what you give- zac brown band
the guitar song- jamey johnson
need you now- lady antebellumrevolution- miranda lambert
best song written for a motion picture, tv, or other visual mediadown in new orleans- the princess and the frog
i see you- avatar
kiss like your kiss- true blood
this city- treme soundtrackthe weary kind- crazy heartbest short form music videoain't no grave- johnny cash
love the way you lie- eminem and rihanna
stylo- gorillaz, mos def, bobby womackfuck you- cee lo green
bad romance- lady gaga