Around The Way News

Hey Teens,

Kid Rock entered a plea deal for fight outside a Waffle House. This not to be mistaken with the fight Kid Rock had with himself to sell out and be a "country singer".

Van Halen has postponed a handful of tour dates due to Eddie Van Halen. He has a "Mystery Illness". Funny, I call it being drunk. I can't wait to "mystery Illness" dial people this weekend.

The new Gnarls Barkley video will not be shown on MTV (not yet). The strobe effects in the video may induce seizures. MTV had the same problem with Britney Spear's videos, back in the day, which made teenage boys spontaneously masturbate.

-Adam

Rihanna Car Accident

Rihanna was involved in a car accident shortly after leaving the Def Jam aftershow in LA. This was here attempt to top Kid Rocks on screen train wreck......



-Adam

(Sorry for the crappy video, its the only one I could find)

Billboard Blurbs

Billboard released an article on their Best Bet Albums for January and February OHHH8 and it looks like we might be in some trouble. Are we really primed for a Janet Jackson comeback, again? If this is what they call the "best bets" we're in for a shitty year. But judging from the totally legal leaks I've heard of the new Lil Wayne album, it's going to be the hot hip hop album of the year. Check out the listings for the entire year here, and listen to the Lil' Wayne track below.


Rev Run signed a worldwide deal with U.K. label Craze Productions. The album will feature a guest spot by Kid Rock, who Rev will tour with this spring. This will be one of Craze Productions' first physical releases, so it will be interesting to track how well it does. The label has focused primarily on web/mobile downloads and ringtones in the past.



Burger King is sponsoring a new contest "My Song, My Way". Contestants logging onto mysongmyway.com are required to upload a solo video of themselves singing any song their way. At stake is a Super Bowl XLII VIP package that includes two tickets to the Patriots beating any Junior-Varsity team the NFC puts up, first-class hotel accommodations and roundtrip airfare with ground transportation.

I knocked up Jamie Lynn,

Josh