Thursday, January 31, 2008
Diving Blog and the Butterfly
Anyway, it seems that Josh has the local/industry insider beat, and Adam is manning the mainstream/pop culture desk, so hopefully I can get by with some broader critical posts until I find my voice. I’d rather not descend into the journalistic puff-piece that is the trend story, but I read too much Slate for that particular dream to be realistic. Official first post on the way…
-Ryan
(We would like to take this opportunity to formally welcome a guest contributor, Ryan, to the Jukebox Future family. We didn't score high enough on our SAT's to know exactly what you're talking about here, and think you might just be making fun of us with big words, but we like your moxy.)
Throwback Thursday (Adam Edition)
For some reason I vivdly remember watching MTV with my friend Steve and seeing this video for the first time. We were in my basement playing around and I stopped to watch the video while Steve was off doing something else. I watched it for a minute or two and told to Steve to check it out, or my exact words "Hey check out these chicks, they're pretty cute". Yea, exactly. It wasn't long after I said it that I realized they might be dudes. Embarassing, maybe.
Cut to about 10 years into the future. My roomates were watching Taxi Cab Confessions on HBO. I randomly walked by the room and said "Damn. Who is that cute latina chick. I'd do her". There was only one problem with this statment.
It was a ctually a transvestite. DAMN! Fooled again. (Like you could have told a difference) My friends, to this day, still bring this up.
Lets just say when I meet a chick at a bar I check right away for an adam's apple.
Baduoobie da ba doo wop
Adam
Throwback Thursday (Josh Edition)
Marcy Playground- Sex and Candy (1997)
Chugging Day Quil,
Josh
Interview with Drink Up Buttercup
Jukebox Future: What's the origin of the band name?
Jim Harvery: I wanted the band name to be something that was as deceiving as the music is perverted. I saw somewhere on a blog that we are supposed to be "much tougher than we sound" so I think it's working!
JF: How did the band get to their current state; any lineup changes?
JH:Most of the songs that we play have been around since the Summer of 2006. I started playing them solo for a while, played around with a few different people, but the current lineup solidified in March of 2007. Even with the same songs the sound grew to something totally different with the current lineup, so I'd say that's when Drink Up really started.
JF: What bands influenced you growing up?
JH: Whatever was on the radio for me, whatever I listened to for my brother. Ben and Mike are rooted in the classic rock bands, but have a super diverse bank of music that I can't even begin to spit off.
JF: Any current bands influence you?
JH: The bands that we are friends with tend to push us along.
JF: What's your favorite Philly venue?
JH: The Fire. It was the home of our first residency, and has since become our home base in Philly. Great people, great sound, great scene, and the perfect aesthetic: not too sterile but not dirty.
JF: Any cool road stories you'd like to share?
JH: We, like most bands, have had a hard time getting our merch together. On our first trip to Penn State we had Mike remedy this situation by hand drawing on a bunch of plain white t-shirts with sharpie markers. He made these ultra-violent images, but at the same time they looked like a bunch of demented first graders made them. We decided to ride that wave and convinced the young lady running the merch table that they were in fact made by our first grade fans. She bought our story, convinced everyone who came to the table that this was the case, and we sold all of our t-shirts!
JF: What has been your biggest challenge as a band?
JH: Loving playing shows as much as we do, but having to deal with the fact that Ben and I work full time and Michael is still in high school.
JF: If the band turned into Survivor, who gets kicked off first and why?
JH: Me (Jim) I'd wanna go home and party by 3PM day one.
JF: What's in heavy rotation on your iPods right now?
JH: Mothers of Invention, Bucks County bands, Iggy and The Stooges, Cake, Bowie, early Pink Floyd, The Unicorns
JF: Describe your sound in 5 words or less.
JH: Throwing up after a carnival ride. That's six, but "a" doesn't really count, does it?
JF: Would you be content with becoming a one-hit-wonder if it meant you made millions of dollars?
JH: Not really, we'd rather make the kind of money we make now and do music full time. That would be pretty ideal.
JF: Time for the lightning round...Ad Lib: I______when I hear______.
JH: I giggle when I hear chode rock.
JF: What kind of groupies can a band at your level get?
JH: The kind that our girlfriends/potential girlfriends would hate just enough...
JF: Are record labels (majors) relevant any more?
JH: We wouldn't throw them out of bed.
JF: Biggie or Pac?
JH: Wu-tang.
Catch Drink Up Buttercup's next performance at their favorite venue, The Fire, during Northern Liberties Fest on February 16th.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Like Seacrest: Kooks Bassist OUT!
The Kooks will return to the U.S. in May however, for a proper tour after their new album drops in April 15th. Expect to hear the same style music from Konk as you did on their first album Inside In/Inside Out (which attained triple-platinum status in the U.K.) The guys teamed up with the same producer to create a "good pop album...modern yet warm sound," according to frontman Luke Pritchard. Visit The Kooks myspace.
God save the queen,
Josh
Kravitz Rolls Into Philly Lookin' For Boy Toys
Rocking a skin-tight leather jacket and a 5 o'clock shadow that rivals George Michael's, Lenny Kravitz exploded on the Electric Factory for what he called a "love revolution." As if there aren't enough horny dudes in this city looking for other horny dudes, Lenny has to show up and create a frenzy. I don't remember the exact moment I lost my respect for Lenny Kravitz, but it's been out the window for years now. He went from a bad ass, dread-swinging guitarist to playing pop tunes along side Madonna and now preaches peace and love, while hanging on to what shred of musical dignity he has left. Nonetheless, I'm sure his album will sell big because we all know 45 year old parents don't know how to download.
Spin gives a terrible review of the show here. My eight year old niece could write this garbage. This is supposed to be Spin Magazine, not Highlights. If these are the kind of reviews they're getting in return, I hope they don't pay for the interns' tickets to the shows.
-J Money
Stones' 1969 U.S. Tour
I came across some really cool photos at (where else) Rolling Stone taken during the Rolling Stones U.S. Tour in 1969, which ended with the Altamont travesty, killing the innocence of the 60's and any chance the country ever had at a revolution. Some really rare personal and behind-the-scenes photos are included. Take a look here. Also, read a 1969 article about how Rolling Stones tickets were an unheard of $8.50 for premium seats! In the article, The Stones give some insight before kicking off the tour and speak briefly about finishing their upcoming album Let It Bleed.
Grammy News You Can Use
Alicia Keys, Feist and a Beatles tribute band have all been added as performers for the Grammys. Previously announced performers include Beyonce, Foo Fighters (with guest conductor John Paul Jones), Carrie Underwood, a gospel segment, and Rihanna.
Well......at least the Foo Fighters are performing. Who let the cock in the hen house? Maybe they can get at least one more dude to perform, like Clay Aiken?
Burn,
Adam
Around The Way News
Peter, from Peter, Bjorn, and John, is set to release his solo album April 8th. Damn, I always thought Bjorn was going to be the one to pull a David Lee Roth. My mistake.
Starbucks will release the Simon & Garfunkel live album that was supposed to be released last September by Columbia. I'd like to order a venti Garfunkel, half-caf, semi sweet, splash of lime, on the rocks. Thanks. Oh, and a small coffee. What? You don't serve coffee?
-Adam
Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
Released - January 29, 2008 / XL Recordings
Really? This is the band you "hipsters" are going with? Really? Wow. I thought Josh would be wrong when he said Vampire Weekend was over hyped. No way could a band with this much attention be garbage, right?
Wrong.
After much hype, Vampire Weekend has finally released......Vampire Weekend. Self Titled? Creative. As I listened to the album I realized I constantly felt like I was in Garden State 2. I thought Zach Braff was gonna show up and say "Good Tunes, right?". I know "hipster" types will probably love this album more than getting asymmetrical haircuts, but I just don't get it. The music isn't "bad", but its just not great either. Its just kind of there. Perpetually going but not really doing anything. Its more like if paint drying had a theme song it would be Vampire Weekend. If my Grandma came over I might put on this album because I know there is no way it will give her a heart attack. That's kind of what this album is. It just is.
Its like when guys ask "how can male porn stars hold out that long?". How can Vampire weekend make an album with out having any sort of crescendo? Its like they decided to do a concept album where they wanted to put lyrics to elevator music.
Don't get me wrong, I can see how people might enjoy Vampire Weekend. They have the "hipster" sound. Under produced, weird lyrics, the vocal track is pushed to the front,.....etc., but I usually like my music with a pulse.
At least Walcott is decent.
Rating - 6/10
Faborite Track - "Walcott"
-Adam
Kanye West - Glow In The Dark Tour
Color me there! Kanye posted yesterday, on his blog, teasing his upcoming tour. Other performers include Rihanna, N*E*R*D*, and Lupe Fiasco. What!?! This is sure to be one bad ass concert.
Touch The Sky,
Adam
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Around The Way News
Gnarls Barkley has reveled their second albums will be titled The Odd Couple. The album should be out around April. Here's to hoping they don't get stung by the sophomore slump.
Slow News Day,
Adam
Preggers? No Doubt!
It looks like another fine looking broad is knocked up. This time its Gwen Stefani. This will be her second kid, her first, Kingston, is almost 2. I can't wait to see what they name this kid. I figure its somewhere between Marley (as in Bob) and Doobie.
Gwen Stefani holds a strange place in music for me, and I feel all men. When No Doubt first hit with the album Tragic Kingdom, they had a mega-hit called "Just a Girl". This song was played everywhere and still makes me quite nostalgic. However, I always get sucked into singing along with the words and it makes me feel insanely queer. So thanks Gwen, for making all hetero men feel like homos when they sing your songs.
Just a girl,
Adam
New Releases
Digging through the bargain bins,
Josh
R.E.M., Modest Mouse, The National
Monday, January 28, 2008
MGMT- Oracular Spectacular
Key tracks: "Time To Pretend", "Kids", "The Handshake"
Final Grade: 8.5/10
Pick up the album at your nearest Tower Records...wait I mean, F.Y.E....wait they're gone too, better just get it on iTunes.
-Josh
NERD - Everybody Nose
N*E*R*D* - Everybody Nose
It's a little strange, but after a couple listens it grew on me.
No one Every Really Dies,
Adam
Tuesday Night Boogie Down
Seasickness Pills
Visit their Myspace
-Josh
The Black Keys Vs. Danger Mouse
On a Black Keys note:
Josh and I went to The Black Keys concert last summer at the Electric Factory. I normally hate going to concerts because 85% of the people there are extremely wasted, and I'm not a big fan of being around hundreds of drunk ass holes. Mainly for the fact that I'm a retard magnet. (Not literally retards)
(I don't understand the whole getting wasted before a concert deal. I never have. Why would I pay a crap load of money for a ticket so I can get piss drunk before the concert and not really remember how the concert was? When I go to a concert I want to experience and listen to the music. Maybe I'm crazy)
Anyway, at The Black Keys concert I got a seat overlooking the balcony in the 21+ section. It was a good seat but I forgot that I'm a retard magnet and I just sat in the booze area. For half the concert I had some drunk ass "dancing" right next to me, BUT, of course he has a beer in his hand which is just spilling everywhere, including my jeans. Luckily for me about half way through he says "I need to get closer". He then hands me his beer and says "It's all yours bro", and leaves. Gee, thanks douche. Thanks for your warm beer. Not only am I a retard magnet during concerts but I am not a big fan of other peoples DNA. So there was no way I was going to drink this guys beer. (I'm pretty sure Josh did though).
Have Love, Will Travel,
Adam
P.S. Remind me to tell you the story about the retard that made me help 'em crowd surf during a Saves The Day concert. I told you, Retard Magnet.
Around the way News
"Amy Winehouse has months to live", according to her husband, or the exact quote which is "Quit smoking crack or you’ll be dead in three months". Oh snap. I give you Amy Winehouse....or as I call her WHITEney Houston. Get it? She smokes crack, is a singer, and is white. Get it?
Like you could do better.
Travis McCoy, lead singer of Gym Class Heroes, told MTV that "When people hear the new stuff, they'll realize that I'm a lyrical genius". Could the lead singer of Gym Class Heroes even know what sarcasm is? Yea, probably not.
-Adam
My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges
My Morning Jacket has announced the title for their upcoming album - Evil Urges. This is the follow up to Z.
A friend of mine had given me It Still Moves, and I fell in love with it. In 2003, when I went to Bonnaroo, My Morning Jacket was playing a small side stage, and I was excited to see them play live. Their set was easily my favorite of all the bands I saw play. They are phenomenal live. I wasn't sure how their sound would transfer to a live show, but any doubts I had were easily put to rest. Although, as good as MMJ played, there was one other thing that caught my attention. The hippie chicks dancing around.
A whole group of them were hippie dancing ( you know, where it looks like there impersonating a tree in the wind) and I noticed they had hairy armpits. Not like Bonnaroo three day stubble but a crazy amount of armpit hair. I know some guys that couldn't even grow this much pit hair. Luckily, MMJ was so good they got me to lose focus, after awhile, on the hairy hippie chicks.
-Adam
P.S. What is the point of growing armpit hair if your a chick? Lets assume they weren't European, there American. Is it just so no one thinks you are a fake hippie? Is this like when gang members tattoo a tear under their eye when they kill someone? Like once you smoke a certain amount of pot and go to a certain number of rallies you grow armpit hair? "Oh, this is my 1,000 doobie! I gotta grow armpit hair now."
Kanye hangs with Kid Sister and The Cool Kids
Name three generations of Presley(as in Elvis) women.
Priscilla , Lisa Marie, and.....Riley. RILEY?! yes. Everyones head nearly exploded when I dropped that bomb. How do I know her? She is/was dating Ryan Cabrera and shes a model.
Its sad really. So when I read a story about Kanye West playing a show with Kid Sister and The Cool Kids, I immediately thought, "Kanye has a kid sister, and when did he name his band the cool kids?"
I remember reading a little blurb in Rolling Stone (Or as I like to call it...Gathering Moss) about The Cool Kids. So they have to be hip, right? Whatever. Kanye is ill.
Can't Tell Me Nothing,
Adam
No Zeppelin Tour This Summer
Squeeze my lemon,
Josh
Friday, January 25, 2008
Vineland Falls to the Wayside
Score another point for NY(kind of). Vineland Festival has been postponed until 2009, giving the spotlight to All Points West Festival being held the same dates at Liberty State Park. This article explains that promoters' main concern was saturating the festival market with too many shows. Having three festivals in the same weekend isn't exactly the best way to maximize profit. I'm glad to see that these Harvard business grads finally figured that out.
No lineup was announced for Vineland in the first place, so there isn't too much to get upset about. You can also now tell Philebrity to stop trying to be funny by posting their FAKE Vineland poster that was so "exclusive".
Keeping things truthful since 2007,
Josh
Band of Whoreses
I made out with her the day before Valentines Day,
Adam
Around the way news
Danger Mouse (the white guy in Gnarls Barkley) has kept busy by producing The Black Keys upcoming album, Attack and Release. (Listen to The Black Keys!).
Nas not getting dropped by label (surprise, surprise)
Rumors regarding rapper Nas being dropped by his record label over the title of his next album are reportedly false. Nas has been at the center of controversy since announcing his ninth studio album would be called Nigger. The story of the Queensbridge rapper being dropped was initially reported by Mediatakeover, who quoted an “insider” as saying “If Nas doesn’t change his mind, he’ll be dropped. And he doesn’t have to much time to come to that realization.” Nigger is tentatively scheduled for a February release.
As soon as you heard the rumours, you knew it wasn't true. Who drops Nas over an album title? I think Def Jam has a couple other artists that might hit the chopping block before Nas, like Mic Little....woof. Do you really think people aren't going to buy an album because it's called Nigger? I'll be one of the first people in line on that release date, eager for a breath of fresh air in hip hop.
I Am.
Josh
Attention Hippies!
This Just In...
Ready, set, go....
Josh
Adam's Cd's To Check Out
Weekend Warriors
FRIDAY:
The Cobbs play North Star tonight with Jotto, Papertrigger, and Greyhounds. 9p.m. $8.
DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist spin to a sold out crowd at The TLA. 9p.m.
SATURDAY:
Super Furry Animals and Holy Fuck take over Starlight Ballroom at 7:30p.m. $16.
Hit the Bodog Battle of the Bands where bands play for a chance to win a $1,000,000 recording contract with Bodog Music. How do they have$1,000,000 to put up when their flagship artist is DMX?
SUNDAY:
Designated hangover day. Spend your morning/early afternoon sippin' mimosas at Devil's Alley, then plop on the couch and watch that Freaks and Geeks marathon you've been planning.
I'm in love with Lindsay Weir,
Josh
Blue Scholars
Buy Blue Scholars self-titled album on iTunes
Buy Blue Scholars "Bayani" on iTunes
Visit their myspace
"I heard a a few heads say that hip hop is dead
no it's not, it's just malnourished and underfed." -Geo
-Josh
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Tours, Tours, Tours, Tours, Tours I do adore
Grand Rapids, MI Van Andel Arena (May 30)
Auburn Hills, MI The Palace of Auburn Hills (31)
Toronto, Ontario Air Canada Centre (June 3)
Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center (5)
Bristow, VA Nissan Pavilion (8)
Burgettstown, PA PostGazette Pavilion (10)
Hartford, CT New England Dodge Music Center (11)
Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden (13)
New York, NY Madison Square Garden (17)
Newark, NJ Prudential Center (18)
Darien Center, NY Darien Lakes Performing Arts Center (21)
Cuyahoga Falls, OH Blossom Music Center (22)
Los Angeles, CA Hollywood Bowl (25)
Chicago, IL United Center (July 2)
Noblesville, IN Verizon Wireless Music Center (3)
Cincinnati, OH Riverbend Music Center (8)
Atlanta, GA Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (9)
Charlotte, NC Charlotte Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (10)
Raleigh, NC Walnut Creek Amphitheatre (11)
Ft. Lauderdale, FL BankAtlantic Center (15)
Tampa, FL St. Pete Times Forum (16)
Denver, CO Venue to be announced (19)
Omaha, NE Quest Center (20)
Kansas City, MO Sprint Center (22)
Minneapolis, MN Target Center (23)
Maryland Heights, MO Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (August 7)
Winnipeg, Manitoba MTS Centre (9)
Calgary, Alberta Pengrowth Saddledome (11)
Edmonton, Alberta Rexall Place (12)
George, WA The Gorge (15, 16)
Glendale, AZ Jobing,com Arena (20)
Irvine, CA Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (22)
San Francisco, CA Venue to be announced (23)
Selma, TX Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (26)
Dallas, TX American Airlines Center (27)
Woodlands, TX Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion (29)
American Boy,
Adam
Honda Civic Bore
The Tour:
San Francisco (April 10)
San Diego (April 12)
Phoenix (April 13)
Oklahoma City (April 15)
Ruston, Louisiana (April 17)
Dallas (April 18)
Austin, Texas (April 19)
Houston (April 20)
Tampa, Florida (April 22)
Miami (April 23)
Orlando, Florida (April 24)
Atlanta (April 26)
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina (April 29)
Washington, D.C. (April 30)
Orono, Maine (May 2
Troy, New York (May 3)
Rochester, New York (May 6)
New York (May 7)
Philadelphia (May 9)
Wallingford, Connecticut (May 10)
Boston (May 11)
Montreal (May 13)
Toronto (May 14)
Cleveland (May 16)
Columbus, Ohio (May 17)
Indianapolis (May 18)
Detroit (May 20)
Chicago (May 23)
Milwaukee (May 25)
Minneapolis (May 27)
St. Louis (May 30)
Omaha, Nebraska (May 31)
Kansas City, Missouri (June 1)
Denver (June 3)
Salt Lake City (June 4)
Vancouver, British Columbia (June 6)
Seattle (June 7)
Portland, Oregon (June 8)
Las Vegas (June 13)
Anaheim, California (June 14)
-Adam
Amy Crackhouse
Winehouse is in REHAB. Get it?! Rehab, Get it?!
Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. Its the first thing I thought of when i read this story.
In other news, MC Hammer is 2 Legit 2 Quit and Sir Mix-a-lot is more of a breast man.
No, No, No,
Adam
Fried Phish
Trey Anastasio spent 2 days in jail for missing a court appointed counseling session. Even Busta Rhymes agreed to a plea deal the other day so he didn't have to go to jail. Maybe Trey is a bad ass. Maybe the drugs made him forget.
Question.
Is it fair to arrest a musician for drugs when its obvious that you can only enjoy his music while your on them?
I don't get Phish. It's boring. I even have a Trey Anastasio solo CD. Garbage. I really think that all the fans of Phish never listen to the music in private. They all pretend to like it but really just wasn't an excuse to get mashed up with strangers. Can you picture someone in their room jamming to Phish....sober? Yea, me either. I would rather listen to Soulja Boy than Phish. Take away the drugs and hippie vibe you have nothing but boring music.If I'm lying, I'm dying
Adam
Adam's Lack of Hipster Knowledge
Deal with it,
Josh
Vampire Freakin' Weekend, Baby Im about to have me some fun
I'm like so what i'm drunk,
Adam
Flo Rida ain't "Low" on the Billboard charts
Alicia Keys and Timbaland continue to hold onto the number 2 and 3 spots.
Shemenanaya Shouldaboughtahonda,
Adam
Throwback Thursday (Adam Edition)
A couple weeks ago I was out at a bar (Baxters in West Chester...the best bar ever, I'm there every Friday) and my friend John and I realized we wanted to here "I Wish". We tried to get the bartender to put it on, but had no success. In retrospect it probably would have helped if we had some tig O' bitties and a Va Jay Jay. Anyway, we kept bugging him to put it on and my friend kept dropping big tips for enticement. No luck. The later it got, and the more we drank, it was evident we weren't going to hear the song.
Before long I noticed John was ossified drunk. All of the sudden he had the neck of a new born baby.(You know when your so drunk you can't even hold your head up). Of course he wanted to drive home, but we ended up calling his 'rents to pick him up. Sucks. While we were waiting he tried to fight a couple of people and even successfully peed on a wall with out getting arrested. (This wasn't like a back alley wall either, this was like the front wall of the bar on a main road.) My other friend, who has gotten cited twice for public urination was going out of his mind, screaming "Where is a cop when you need one, this is ridiculous!".
The moral of the story.....don't request "I Wish" at a bar because you will prob get really drunk and piss on a wall.
I'm sure we can all agree my story is way better than Josh's'. Who is going to pass up a story about pissing on walls? Josh, you never had a chance.
Little Mookie, Big Al & Ray,
Adam
Throwback Thursday (Josh Edition)
10 years later, I still don't know all the words, but I'm still working on it.
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on,
Josh
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
The service now allows free, on-demand streaming of up to 3.5 million tracks, but will soon expand well beyond that. Their ultimate goal is to have "every track available" according to Last.fm co-founder Martin Stiksel. Looks like an abundance of interns will soon be hired to handle that kind of legwork. Imagine backlogging 50 years of music from all big 4 labels...ouch.
In addition to the label deals, the company also introduced an "Artist Royalty" program for independent artists. These artists can upload their music directly to Last.fm, and receive payment for each stream.
Happy Humpday,
Josh
Songs about Jane's Addiction
Isn't it weird that Jane's Addiction could be considered "before my time". I was only 6 when Ritual De Lo Habitual came out. Its so sad that my generations claim to fame is boy bands.(sigh).
Here We Go,
Adam
K-Fed: The Final Countdown
K-Fed was named "Dad-of-the-year" by Details magazine. What?! Just because he is better than Britney Spears does not make him good. What makes him good? Because he saved his kids from her? Any one is a good parent compared to Britney.
Giving K-Fed that title is like giving a band "Best band of the year" award just becuase they play right after these guys.....
-Adam
p.s. Britney, call me!
Colin Munroe - Flashing Lights
Colin Munroe - Flashing Light (Kanye West Remix)
Oops Pow Surprise,
Adam
Hugs Not Drugs
According to reports Lil' Wayne was arrested in Arizona on drug charges. He was arrested near Yuma. Yuma? Maybe he shouldn't have been hanging out with Nick Papagorgio. Being able to arrest Lil Wayne for drugs is like getting to arrest people for breathing air.
If you ever get a chance, watch Lil' Wayne's on MTV Cribs. Right near his daughters room he has a "hang out room". This "hang out room" is equipped with black lights and posters of Bob Marley.
Hey Lil' Wayne, maybe it wasn't a great idea to show America you have a designated weed room in your house, but hey, that's just me.
In other Hip Hop news, Busta Rhymes pleaded guilty to assault and traffic charges. Busta, what are you doing? according to the article you beat a fan of yours on a street corner. Really? Did you find out he illegally acquired your album? Did he call you a name? What could he have done that deserved you to beat him up? Did he say you have weird shaped head that he only noticed once you shaved your dreads? Can't we all just get along?
Woo-Ha,
Adam
Hip Hop Anonymous
(Btw If you haven't seen Katt Williams stand-up, Do! Pimp Chronicles is great and is played on HBO randomly, check it out.)
10-32 Pimp Down!
Adam
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Tapes 'N Tapes
Live From Filthadelphia
Show Me Sexy,
Josh
Soulja Boy: Young MC 2008 edition
"Soulja Boy was more candid when asked how he ranks specifically against alumni of the first Hottest MCs list, like Weezy, 'Ye and Jay-Z.
"Right now, yes [I'm hotter than them]," he answered as their names were read to him one by one."
Really? You are better than Jay-Z and Kanye West? Upon some research I found this quote from Young MC in 1989:
"Yea right now I'm the top dog. You cant go anywhere without hearing Bust-A-Move. LL Cool J? Whose that? I'm Young MC! I'm gonna be here forever!"
So, Soulja Boy, maybe you should think before you speak. On a good note, I heard Skee-Lo wanted to grab dinner with you some time.
It aint easy being greezy,
Adam
Around The Way News
Blind Melon, known for the hit "No Rain", is set to release their first new album since '95. The world just collectively yawned. Hey guys, maybe there is a reason you haven't released an album since '95. No one cares. Now I get to listen to a CD where you guys try to remake "No Rain" on 12 different tracks. Great. Color me there.
Amy Winehouse has allegedly been caught smoking crack on film. Not to be out done, in the tabloids, Paris Hilton has released a new video of herself smoking c*ck. Hey Now!
Sean "Puffy, Diddy, P.Diddy, bumps on your face aren't sexy" Combs has been accused, by a witness, of assaulting another man. Upon hearing this news NY police are re-opening a case in which Diddy allegedly tried to steal the spotlight from Biggie and Mase.
Whoomp! There it is
Adam
That Guitar Hero Guy
Anyway, I was happy to read that Slash told Billboard about Velvet Revolver's plans to start work on their new album in April. Slash's exact words were "I'm really jazzed about doing it." Oh really Slash, you're JAZZED? The former badass, chain-smoking, Jack-drinking Mofo is now just a guy who gets "jazzed." Age has really caught up with you, my man. I remember when you would spend weeks in a comatose state and still be able to crank it up night after night. Now you get more excited about buying new drapes, or spending a nice little Saturday at the Home Depot than you do making music. You're one of the last true rock stars we have left, Slash. Now go throw a T.V. out a hotel window and abuse a stripper.
Thank God we still have Scott Weiland around to keep things Rock N Roll,
Josh
Mac Lethal - 11:11
Coachella Official Lineup
The 125 act lineup was announced yesterday afternoon with headlining act Roger Waters re-creating "Dark Side of the Moon" Sunday night. Tickets for the festival go on sale Friday at 10a.m. 3-day general admission will run $269.00, while single-day general admission will be $90.00
FRIDAY, APRIL 25: Jack Johnson, The Verve, Raconteurs, The Breeders, Fatboy Slim, Tegan and Sara, Madness, The Swell Season, The National, Animal Collective, Slightly Stoopid, Mum, Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, Stars, Battles, Aesop Rock, Midnight Juggernauts, Does it Offend you, Yeah?, Minus the Bear, Spank Rock, dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Diplo, Adam Freeland, Santo Gold, Jens Lekman, John Butler Trio, Vampire Weekend, Dan Deacon, Architecture in Helsinki, Sandra Collins, Busy P, Cut Copy, Black Lips, Datarock, Professor Murder, Reverend and the Makers, The Bees, Porter, Rogue Wave, Modeselektor, American Bang, Lucky I Am.
SATURDAY, APRIL 26: Portishead, Kraftwerk, Death Cab for Cutie, Cafe Tacuba, Sasha & Digweed, Rilo Kiley, Dwight Yoakam, M.I.A., Hot Chip, Cold War Kids, Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks, DeVotchKa, Flogging Molly, Mark Ronson, Turbonegro, Scars on Broadway, Islands, Enter Shikari, Calvin Harris, Boyz Noize, Junkie XL, Cinematic Orchestra, Jamie T, The Teenagers, VHS or Beta, Carbon/silicon, Erol Alkan, Yo Majesty!, Little Brother, Bonde Do Role, St. Vincent, Akron Family, MGMT, Institubes DJs (Surkin, Para One and Orgasmic), James Zabiela, Sebastian, Kavinsky, Dredg, The Bird and the Bee, Grand Ole Party, New Young Pony Club, 120 Days, Yoav, Electric Touch, Uffie.
SUNDAY, APRIL 27: Roger Waters (“Dark Side of the Moon”), Love & Rockets, My Morning Jacket, Spiritualized, Justice, Gogol Bordello, Chromeo, The Streets, Metric, Danny Tenaglia, Simian Mobile Disco, Booka Shade, Murs, Dmitri from Paris, Autolux, The Field, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Les Savy Fav, The Cool Kids, Sons & Daughters, Sia, Holy Fuck, Black Kids, Black Mountain, The Annuals, Kid Sister w/A-Trak, Man Man, Duffy, I'm from Barcelona, Manchester Orchestra, Deadmau5, The Horrors, Austin TV, Shout Out Louds, Plastiscines, Brett Dennen.
Josh
Monday, January 21, 2008
Coachella Confirmations
Balancing last night's hangover with today's buzz,
Josh
Friday, January 18, 2008
Bonus Jam of the Week
Semisonic - Closing Time
Booze it up,
Adam
That (Crazy) Chick
1. It let you see how crazy/divaish Mariah really is
2. Constant outfit changes
3. Mariah working on on a stair-stepper in high heels
4. Bubble Bath
The image of Mariah working out in high heels is forever burnt in my brain. Its one of those images I am unable to get rid of. No matter how hard I try that image, and Joe Carter hitting a home run in the '93 world series, will never leavemy head.(I can still see his big dumb grin he has when hes jumping in the air).
Remember when Mariah made the movie Glitter and went mental? That's the Mariah I love to watch. Mariah has a new album, That Chick, slated for an April release. Hopefully crazy Mariah will be making the rounds to promote it.
High heels and handcuffs,
Adam
Grammy's: A Glorified Press Conference
A Grammy win, performance, or even nomination is free publicity that often carries retail interest. At last year's Grammys, the Dixie Chicks were the night's biggest winners, taking home five statuettes, including one for Record of the Year. The week after the show's broadcast, sales of Taking the Long Way rose a whopping 714 percent, to 107,800, elevating its Billboard albums chart position from #72 to #8. During the previous week, the disc sold just 48,000 copies. It was the biggest post-Grammy jump in the history of the chart.
Skeet Skeet,
Josh
I'm Sorry Mr. Jackson, Ohhhh, I Am For Real
In an interview with Rolling Stone American Idol Judge Randy Jackson said "....the bottom line is there would be no Chris Daughtry if there wasn’t American Idol". Yes. True. But couldn't the same be said about you, Randy Jackson. Yes, I know you were successful in the music industry before Idol, but no one really knew who you were. So, yes Randy, Idol did help Sideburns McGee (Daughtry), But ultimately it helped you also. So keep quiet Randy, or we'll be forced to stop pretending you didn't gain all of your weight back after your surgery.
Weekend Warriors
Friday: The Teeth with Gildon Works and Future Tips. 9p.m. at Johnny Brenda's.
Saturday: The Medium finally emerge from the studio to show us what they've been working on in recent months when they play The Fire with Smyth & the New Domesticks. 9p.m.
Maybe you feel like getting in touch with your classic rock self this weekend. If so, check out Paul Green School of Rock's Tribute to the Beatles for $10 out in Feasterville, Jerz on Friday. Then on Saturday, hop on over to the Keswick and check out Satisfaction: A Rolling Stones Experience. EMI will surely be there scouting the talent since they've lost the real Stones.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Here is a clip from the performance
Bling Bling,
Adam
Slim Shady?
With reports circulating that Eminem has ballooned up to around 200 Pounds (Insert obvious SLIM Shady Joke here) Slim Fast has come up with a diet plan to help the rapper shed some pounds. Unfortunately, Zoloft is still working on the humongous pill cocktail to relieve Britney Spears of her craziness.
My Name Is,
Trivial Pursuit Question From The Future:
"Realize"
Snoogans,
Adam
GLC - Honor Me
New video from GLC who is signed to Kanye's record label. I'm not gonna say much but, woof. Now I know why Kanye always dresses in nice clothes, he doesn't give his artists any money to make videos with. I was expecting to see a little "Apple" logo in the corner of the video (Like when Drama got his head shots done there on Entourage). At least he raps with a lot of emotion and charisma. That's sarcasm folks.
You've been served,
Adam
Throwback Thursday (Josh Edition)
So chalk up a win for Adam in our week one showdown for Throwback Thursday. He won't have those clever back stories every week, trust me. I'll make my move. Have a "classic" tune that you want us to feature on Throwback Thursday? Let us know!
Chris Daughtry Apologizes for giving his opinion?
The "It" was American Idol.
That's it? Did I miss something? Yes, maybe he owes a lot to American Idol for giving him a break, but didn't they need him as much as he needed them? So I say speak your mind Chris Daughtry! Even though your music is boring and corny...speak your mind!
I thought a guy who decides to shave his head and rock weird side burns would have more balls than that, but apparently not.
Sorry,
Adam
Throwback Thursday Jam of the Week (Adam Edition)
This song, No Pigeons by Sporty Thieves, always makes me think of me and Steve rapping. Mainly for the reason that we made are own version of this song called "No Blobs". It was about fat chicks. Yea. The lines were something like " If they know your name at McDonald's....Oh Yes girl, we talking to you". Needless to say it was very ahead of its time. Although we did get 3 1/2 stars in Rolling Stone.
Peace and Chicken Grease,
A-Train
It keeps Getting Worse
Resubmitting my application to EMI,
Josh
Songs Worth Listening To On An Album Not Worth Buying: Head Automatica
Head Automatica released the album Decadence in 2004. Its an album I believe not many people know, but thats OK. The album is not that good. In fact it's almost awful. The album has only a couple bright spots, the first three songs:
Dance Dance Revolution
I was recently introduced to a few new artists vying for spots on my playlist entitled "Funkadelik Dance Craze Megamix" and I want you to know about. White Williams has been on everyone's radar and will play a Domino Records showcase at SXSW this March. But before they do that, they'll be touring across the U.S. including a February 9th stop at Johnny Brenda's here in illy philly.
Calvin Harris is a U.K. extraordinaire with his infectious 80's synth pop beats and catchy lyrics.
And third but not least, The Mitchell Brothers (produced by Calvin Harris). I haven't decided if I actually like this song called "Michael Jackson", or if I just love the video. Either way, give it a listen.
Check me out showing off my new dance skillz the other day.
You cut me off mid-funk,
Josh
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Misdemeanors and Roids
My New Drinking Anthem
Mac Lethal - Pound That Beer
Jager Bombs!
-Adam
American Idle (<--Genius)
Apparently American Idol is only semi-dominant after last nights ratings. The ratings were down 11% from last seasons premiere. They fell from around 37 million last year to 33 million. Get ready for the media to blow this story wide open. Mainly because anyway the other networks can take down this juggernaut they will try, and two, with out many new TV shows all eyes are on American Idol. This story is like someone in high school says to you "You know Cindy, the hottest chick in the school, I heard she had a zit this past summer". Which basically translates to: they're still the best, but now people have a reason to pick on 'em.
John Mayer: How 'Bout Them Cowboys!
Lenny Kravitz
I found a great article on Blender.com about how corny Lenny Kravitz has become. Did anyone think his career would have gone the way it has? "Would you Go My Way" was a HUGE song. He was a giant of rock and had that classic rock vibe that even made 20 year olds have acid flash backs. What happened? I don't even think he even has like a cool "behind the music" reason for his disappearance. I think he just didn't have the lasting power everyone thought.
The article has some great points on how his new video has every staple for corny rock video. Including but not limited to black and white footage and Lenny conducting an orchestra.
Stay Groovy,
Adam