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Hey Teens,

Kid Rock entered a plea deal for fight outside a Waffle House. This not to be mistaken with the fight Kid Rock had with himself to sell out and be a "country singer".

Van Halen has postponed a handful of tour dates due to Eddie Van Halen. He has a "Mystery Illness". Funny, I call it being drunk. I can't wait to "mystery Illness" dial people this weekend.

The new Gnarls Barkley video will not be shown on MTV (not yet). The strobe effects in the video may induce seizures. MTV had the same problem with Britney Spear's videos, back in the day, which made teenage boys spontaneously masturbate.

-Adam

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Hey Teens,

Vampire Weekend had a gig disrupted by a fire alarm in London. Maybe its because there flaming. Thank You, I'll be here all day.

Will.I.Am will be making his film debut in the upcoming X-Men movie. The only way he is going be good in the movie is if he can hire Fergie to say all his lines. Hey, It worked for the Black Eyed Peas!

Flava Flav is looking to make a musical comeback. Yes, I'm serious. He is looking for people to help him with his first single. Anyone can go to flavorffloveworld.com to enter. VH1 will be helping him find the perfect song. ....with six kids maybe VH1 should help him find a condom.

A Linkin Park fan has been taken into custody after stalking lead singer (screamer) Chester Beddington. The fan (stalker) worked at a national security library and was able to hack into Chester's computer. She accesed Email's, Photo's, and voicemail. Remeber the good ol' days when you had to leave your house to stalk someone?

I Need A Beat,

Adam

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Hey Teens,

Marilyn Manson is a fan of absinthe (some crazy outlawed liquor; you know the stuff the supposedly makes you hallucinate). Well Marilyn has developed his own brand, Mansinthe. Clever. Some absinthe experts taste-tested Mansinthe, only to find it "smelled like sewage water, swamp mud, and rubbing alcohol". Well at least he has his music career to fall back on.........oh wait, I forgot its 2008, nevermind.


Eminem will be releasing a book, The Way I am. It will be about his life growing up and Eminem will write the introduction. Awesome, I'm going to go watch 8 Mile. Let me know when your done reading the book.

Everday I'm Hustlin',

Adam

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Hey Teens,

Amy Winehouse will be giving one of her Grammys to her husband, Blake. The only problem......Blake is in jail. Its gonna be sad when he trades it for 10 cartons of cigarettes.

50 Cent's child support payments have been reduced. YAY!! I can sleep easy now. What do me and 50 have in common......My first car was a 1987 Grand Marquis. 50's first child is named Marquis.

The Smashing Pumpkins are set to do a meet and greet in London. Did London just hear about grunge? shhhh. Don't tell them Kurt Cobain died, we can put the naked cowboy in a flannel shirt and they'll never know the difference.

Plus, we can just get a NYC crack whore to play Courtney Love.

Still Just A Rat In A Cage,

Adam

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Hey Teens,

If you haven't heard, Lily Allen was given her own TV show on the BBC. It was recently reported that fans walked out during the taping of the show due to boredom. And people in the UK watch soccer!

Slash has designed/developed a new line of guitars which should be available in April. The idea for Slash to create his own guitars was based on the success of Slash creating his own band - Slash's Snakepit

Exactly. Has Slash run out of money or seomthing? Wasn't he pimping Guitar Hero before this?

Natalie Cole has said that giving Grammys to Amy Winehouse is rewarding bad behavior. Good point Natalie! It's weird becuase the Grammys never make mistakes....

-Adam

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Hey Teens,

Neil Young has said "I think that the time when music could change the world is past". Maybe for your music, Neil! Your gonna look me in the eyes and honestly tell me K-Fed's "Po Po Zao" didn't change the world? Crazy.



The Who will begin working on a new album......what? I'm sorry. I didn't realize they were starting another CSI spinoff that needed theme music.

Yoko Ono is suing an artist for using the name Lennon. Even though the singers actual name is Lennon. Werent John and Yoko all about "peace and love" at some point. What happened to "Give Peace a Chance"? Is some random singer with the name Lennon really doing anything worth suing over? This is what happens when hippies get a litte money. They turn into ass wipes. Thats why the whole hippie movement never panned out. That and the Hells Angels killing hippies at a Rolling Stones concert......but mostly the money thing.

Everyone is a Democrat until they get a little money,

Adam

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Timbaland will be recording the first "Mobile Album" for Verizon. The tracks will be available through the V Cast content service. Here is what I don't get. How much money could Verizon be giving Timbaland? He is a well known producer, so probably a decent amount. Why? Is he going to get people to buy V Cast. No. Maybe 3 people?

However, not do be outdone AT&T will be paying Amy Winehouse to make videos of herself using numerous amounts of drugs, which will only be available to AT&T customers.


Led Zeppelin fans have created an online petition. For what? They want the Zep to play a world tour. Unfortunetly, this petition was actually started by a couple of stoners in their basement 30 years ago, but was just recently found.


-Adam

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Flava Flav will be the star of a new TV show. No, not Flava of Love 3. Under One Roof. MyNetworkTV has ordered 13 episodes. Really? Wow. The show will be a fish-out-of-water tale about an ex-con who moves in with his wealthy conservative brother. I'm guessing Flav is the ex-con?

In other news, ABC will just be airing footage, during Under One Roof, of a train wreck to compete for the time slot.


Reports are claiming "Prospekt" is the name of the new Coldplay album. Coldplay denies these reports. There is still no title for their new album. However, if the album ends up being "released through" Gwyneth Paltrow it will be called "Tangerine Jesus".

(Their one kid is named Apple and the other is Moses. Get it? Why do I even know their kids names? Sad.)


Adam

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Kanye West has launched a new search engine, searchwithkanyewest.com.

Here is the first thing I'm am going to search on his site......Google.

What if the site becomes a hit and Kanye becomes a verb like google. "Yea, I couldnt remember when Sandlot came out so I Kanyed' that shit".


A man was arrested in Florida for singing a Lil Boosie song. Thank God. Whatever it takes to get all of this crappy music to disapear, im all for. I can't wait to see a SWAT team raid a Soulja Boy concert and arrest all 15 people on the stage with a microphone.


Snoop Doggs UK ban has been lifted......along with the cloud of smoke he left too. Thank You! I'll be here all day!

Snoops upside your head,

Adam

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Ryan Cabrera is touring the country promoting his new CD, The Moon Under Water. He has split ties with his record label, Atlantic, and financed the album himself. This article might be the most depressing thing I've read in a while. It seems like Ryan Cabrera is about 6 months away from being a door greeter at Walmart. He was on the Simpson family gravy train 3 years ago, now hes playing random shows in Wilkes-Barre. Ouch.


Peter, from Peter, Bjorn, and John, is set to release his solo album April 8th. Damn, I always thought Bjorn was going to be the one to pull a David Lee Roth. My mistake.


Starbucks will release the Simon & Garfunkel live album that was supposed to be released last September by Columbia. I'd like to order a venti Garfunkel, half-caf, semi sweet, splash of lime, on the rocks. Thanks. Oh, and a small coffee. What? You don't serve coffee?

-Adam

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Rumors are going around that Roc-A-Fella has dropped most of their artists. Notable acts include Beanie Sigel and Freeway. All this after reports Jay-Z is stepping down as president of Def Jam. I smell a lot of Jay-Z diss tracks coming in the future.


Gnarls Barkley has reveled their second albums will be titled The Odd Couple. The album should be out around April. Here's to hoping they don't get stung by the sophomore slump.

Slow News Day,

Adam

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Ludacris is being sued for the alleged theft of a song. The people suing are from Boogii Men Entertainment Group, from Chester, Pa. If I was Ludacris I wouldn't mess with anyone from Chester. The only time I've been to Chester was to play football in High School. They had barbwire fencing around the football field. So, yea. Luda, maybe you should just give them some money.


"Amy Winehouse has months to live", according to her husband, or the exact quote which is "Quit smoking crack or you’ll be dead in three months". Oh snap. I give you Amy Winehouse....or as I call her WHITEney Houston. Get it? She smokes crack, is a singer, and is white. Get it?

Like you could do better.

Travis McCoy, lead singer of Gym Class Heroes, told MTV that "When people hear the new stuff, they'll realize that I'm a lyrical genius". Could the lead singer of Gym Class Heroes even know what sarcasm is? Yea, probably not.

-Adam

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Gnarls Barkley's second album is almost done. Will they be susceptible to the sophomore slump? I doubt it. But can they have another hit as big as "Crazy"?. I doubt it.

Danger Mouse (the white guy in Gnarls Barkley) has kept busy by producing The Black Keys upcoming album, Attack and Release. (Listen to The Black Keys!).

In other news, Slash has said Scott Weiland will be playing with STP this summer in some reunion shows after the Velvet Revolver tour. No other details are known.

If you don't know, now you know

Adam

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Random News stories that caught my eye today:

Blind Melon, known for the hit "No Rain", is set to release their first new album since '95. The world just collectively yawned. Hey guys, maybe there is a reason you haven't released an album since '95. No one cares. Now I get to listen to a CD where you guys try to remake "No Rain" on 12 different tracks. Great. Color me there.

Amy Winehouse has allegedly been caught smoking crack on film. Not to be out done, in the tabloids, Paris Hilton has released a new video of herself smoking c*ck. Hey Now!

Sean "Puffy, Diddy, P.Diddy, bumps on your face aren't sexy" Combs has been accused, by a witness, of assaulting another man. Upon hearing this news NY police are re-opening a case in which Diddy allegedly tried to steal the spotlight from Biggie and Mase.

Whoomp! There it is

Adam