Monday, March 10, 2008
A Kick Ass Band With A Drummer Who Is Also The Lead Singer And Their Name Is Not Rush
Key Myspace Tracks: "Stray Bullets" "Death By Train"
-Josh
Mashup Monday
Friday, March 7, 2008
Weekend Warriors
Who's NOT playing a show this Friday? You have no excuse to stay inside tonight as there are so many shows to list, but I'll try to cut it down. Drink Up Buttercup headlines the Khyber, playing with Modern Skirts ( who i raved about previously) and Jukebox The Ghost at 9pm. Or go forth at get emo with your punk self at The Troc with Emery , Mayday Parade, and As Cities Burn. Two hooterific shows at two great venues, but I'm not even close to done for Friday. Current blog favorite Lightspeed Champion is playing upstairs at WCL and I'll be front and center with my friend Amstel, Miller will also be joining me later on, but he only likes to come around when I'm low on cash. Show's at 8pm and its FREE BITCHES. Still confused on where to walk your two cute feet tonight? Go see The Medium at North Star for some cookie cutter "my girlfriend loves this band" music. And for you hip hop headz, superman over to Rotunda and check out Reef The Lost Cauze. Check out his Gym Class Heroes remix on myspace.
Wow I'm already tired from all this Friday music, but Saturday is upon us and calling our names. Alright, Junior invites you to pull a double-dip session and head back out to The Khyber on Saturday at 9pm. Cheers Elephant says come to the venue with the worst setup in the world, The Fire. Or check out the band with just enough 60's retro rock to keep you dancing the jitterbug all night, Pink Spiders.
You know what Sunday's are good for. Mimosas and hangovers. Change your clock forward this weekend. I'll sex ya later.
4 hours until happy hour,
Josh
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
New Music For Your Ass
Throughout the past 2 years, Madelyn has written and recorded a full length album as well as their new four-song ep along with a new batch of tunes off their upcoming full length and landed opening slots for several national acts. Madelyn was also named MTVu's "Artist of the Week," and won the 2006 Vans Warped Tour "Battle of the Bands."
Keeping you dancing for at least another night,
Josh
Around The Way News
Kid Rock entered a plea deal for fight outside a Waffle House. This not to be mistaken with the fight Kid Rock had with himself to sell out and be a "country singer".
Van Halen has postponed a handful of tour dates due to Eddie Van Halen. He has a "Mystery Illness". Funny, I call it being drunk. I can't wait to "mystery Illness" dial people this weekend.
The new Gnarls Barkley video will not be shown on MTV (not yet). The strobe effects in the video may induce seizures. MTV had the same problem with Britney Spear's videos, back in the day, which made teenage boys spontaneously masturbate.
-Adam
Fall Out Boy: Live
Exactly.
Adam
Hey Teens
Thanks for all the e-mails wondering where I was.
Adam
Rolling Stone Finally Gets A Top 10 List Correct!
10. Prince- Purple Rain
9. Bob Dylan- Tangled Up In Blue
8. Led Zeppelin- Black Dog
7. New Order- Blue Monday
6. Jefferson Airplane- White Rabbit
5. The Beatles- Yellow Submarine (couldn't post online)
4. Jimi Hendrix- Purple Haze
3. The Clash- White Riot
2. AC/DC- Back In Black
1. The Rolling Stones- Paint It Black
Any ideas on what else could have made this list?
-Josh
Gnarls 2nd Single
Also, because I was a bum this weekend and never got around to posting it, here's the video for the first single "Run". I'm sure you've seen it by now.
Already going to hell just pumpin' that gas,
Josh
SXSW Radio
Listen to the radio station here.
-J Bug
Monday, March 3, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
Ain't Nuttin' French About Chester French
Who knew it'd be two white boys from Cambridge, MA I'd be most excited about playing SXSW? Pharrell Williams of N*E*R*D found these guys 21 year old champagne sippin', boat shoe wearin', Mexican groundskeeper havin' mofo's while they were seniors at Harvard. When their demo found its way to Kanye West last December, Chester French quickly became one of the most hotly pursued new artists of the decade, attracting offers from Kanye, Jermaine Dupri, Pharrell and Jimmy Iovine. That same demo has become the basis for what will surely be the most talked about debut record of 2008.
D.A. Wallach and Max Drummey hail from Wisconsin and Boston respectively. While D.A. sings lead vocals and Max scores and plays the majority of instruments for Chester French, they work collaboratively on every detail from the first note to the final mix. Now based out of L.A., Chester French is putting the finishing touches on its epic first offering. Get ready to Love the Future.
Key Myspace tracks: "She Loves Everybody", "The Jimmy Choo's"
And because their Myspace won't give you the whole "Excuse Me Miss" remix, here ya go:
180 minutes until happy hour,
-Josh
Weekend Warriors
Keeping things just as mellow on Saturday, venture back to WCL this time upstairs, and listen to your mom's favorite rock band Fooling April. Like The Frey? Like Teddy Geiger? Me neither, but if you do, you'll love this band. Adult contemporary commercial appeal to the fullest. You can also hear the guys on the Radio 104.5 takeover at 5pm TONIGHT. You're more likely to spot me at The Khyber on Saturday gettin' tipsy and watching The Sunshine Recorder and Gildon Works take over the stage.
You already know what Sundays are good for....mimosas and hangovers.
240 minutes until happy hour,
-Josh
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Fall Out Boy- Beat It
"Wait a second," I say to myself. "Isn't there a guitar solo in 'Beat It'? And aren't Fall Out Boy utterly atrocious with their instruments?" Yes this is true. But add in a dash of my perennial favorite guitar slinging Mofo John Mayer to the mix, and you've got yourself a hit. Trust me, you'll know when Mayer's part kicks in.
Fall Out Boy Featuring John Mayer- Beat It
Playin' with your life this ain't no truth or dare,
-Josh
Modern Skirts Bring Modern Touch to Classic Americana Music
While "Four More Years" may be their single, touching on 60's pop instrumentals and classic Americana lyrics, "Pasadena" is by far my favorite. Touches of New Pornographers as well as Band of Horses comes immediately to mind. The singer's voice soars over the music like Jim James of My Morning Jacket, with just enough build-up to satisfy the listener. Their video for "Pasadena" has gotten great exposure on MTVU, Yahoo! Music, and Much Music.
Modern Skirts will be playing The Khyber on Friday, March 7th with who of all people you ask? The prevailing Philly favorite, Drink Up Buttercup. Getcha Popcorn ready, this is going to be a good one.
If you don't know now you know,
-Josh
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Dear Maxim, Please Forget About Music and Stick to Lingerie Models, Fast Cars, and Geeky Gadgets
In an attempt to redeem themselves, Maxim chose to review the new Nas album, Nigger. Again, this album was given a 2.5 star rating our of 5, and isn't even finished yet! "I'm finishing the album now, and it will be out April 22," Nas told Page Six. Maxim has since apologized for the premature review, but Nas doesn't care. "I'd prefer [a review from] Playboy," the rapper said. "That kind of stuff doesn't reach my radar or effect anybody around me. I don't know what a music rating from Maxim is . . . I don't know what it even means really."
SXSW Truffle Shuffle
Heyyy you guyyyyys!
-Josh
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Kooks Unveil New Video
-Josh
Tuesday Releases
Discipline-ary Action: After peaking at #2 on the sales chart with her past two albums, Janet Jackson is hurting for her first #1 LP since 2001's All for You. While 2006's 20 Y.O. and 2004's Damita Jo dropped during busier months, her latest release faces very light competition, so she stands a good chance of nabbing the crown. Plus she's now part of Island Def Jam's powerhouse family and has producers like Ne-Yo, The-Dream, Missy Elliott, Rodney Jerkins and Jermaine Dupri on her side.
Amerykahn Revolution: Janet faces some friendly competition this week from Erykah Badu, who barrels back into stores with her first outing in five years, New Amerykah Part One (4th World War). The timing of the new release is perfect, actually — the neo-soul trailblazer turns 37 on Tuesday (February 26), and the lead single, "Honey," is climbing on Billboard's Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. Many of the blistering beats, including those on "Honey," come courtesy 9th Wonder, while Madlib and Bilal also lent Badu their skills.
Finishing up this week's batch of R&B releases is the debut disc from Bad Boy newcomer Cheri Dennis, In and Out of Love. Released exclusively on iTunes late last year, the album is finally hitting terrestrial stores this week — with guest spots from Jim Jones, Gorilla Zoe and Yung Joc.
Capping off this week's crew of talent (sarcasm) is none other than Joe Budden, the Grammy-nominated rapper who has been awfully quiet on the studio-albums front since his eponymous debut dropped in 2003. this week the third installment in his Mood Muzik series materializes courtesy new digital-retail store Amalgam Digital.
Diggin' through the bargain bins like a bumb looking for a meal,
Josh
Monday, February 25, 2008
Interview With The Shackeltons
In case you don't read Rolling Stone, Spin, listen to XPN, or you flat out live under a rock, you may not know about The Shackeltons. You should. We've posted about these guys before and can't stop listening to their music. Four star reviews in Spin should tell you how good these guys are. Their music is so catchy, Paris Hilton bought Penicilin before listening...DA DUM CHH! We got to interview a few of the guys from the Chambersburg PA band and pick their brains a little about their music, life as a traveling band, and whether or not Britney is still do-able.
JukeboxFuture: For those who missed your numerous Rolling Stone and Spin features, what's the origin of the band name?
Sean: We named ourselves after the great Sir Ernest Shackleton. The story of his journey throughout the Antarctic was really inspiring to Mark after reading about it in a book called "The Endurance." It's interesting how the story and mood of our band parallels to the experiences and characteristics of he and his crew... the spelling differences between his name and ours is due to a simple spelling mistake when we set up our myspace. I'm actually glad it happened because now, we can pay our homage while having an identity of our own.
JF: You claim to draw inspiration from Busta Rhymes. How?
Dan: That was part joke, part truth. I think he's one of the most interesting rappers of all time, that his delivery is one of the most unique and most copied, but the plan truth is "Flip Mode Squad is the Greatest!!"
JF: What bands influenced you growing up?
Dan: Billy Ray Cyrus...that man was a walking mullet. Black Flag, Ramones, New York Dolls, Rolling Stones, Janis Joplin, Nirvana, Beck, Sonic Youth, Michael Jackson, Kool Moe Dee, KRS one, Jurassic 5, Busta Rhymes, Daft Punk, Neil Diamond, Bob Dylan, John Denver, Hank Williams Sr. Johnny Cash
Sean: As long as I can remember, I’ve always listened to alternative rock music... my father is a huge music buff (he sports Rock and Roll history/review books all over the house) and raised me on such music as: Nirvana, R.E.M., Patti Smith, Radiohead, and Elliott Smith. I think that being surrounded with such groundbreaking music made me want to strive to make my own mark on music history. And I have my Dad to thank for that inspiration.
JF: Any current bands influence you?
Justin: Upsilon Acrux. I may not be able to play such technical stuff but it is amazing to think about the writing process involved in such complex riffs and melodies.
JF: Are there bands you don’t like being compared to?
Sean: It's funny you asked that, there was a recent blog about us being a "Mewithoutyou ripoff-band" and although I can see a few similarities, I know for sure that we aren't any sort of ripoff... we're not here to do that. I've honestly never listened to Mewithoutyou... other than the time we played a show with them about 2 years ago, and even then, I didn't feel any sort of drive to play like they do.
JF: Sean, you play in two bands? What’s up with that?
Sean: Yes I do. My side-project is called Bratcore (named after a VCR song). I've been in bands since I was 9 or 10, and I’ve been playing with my best friend since then, and this is the 3rd musical project I’ve had with him. It consists of me playing bass and him playing drums. It's a blend of Post-Hardcore, Progressive, and Dance music styles. I tend to experiment a lot since a larger percentage of the music is controlled by me, rather than in the Shackeltons where I write exactly 1/5th of the music... as does everyone else.
JF: Give us a funny road story.
Justin: Last week we were driving back from state college when we almost hit a deer. Dan kept yelling WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! After we avoided it, it was real quiet and Sean just says "Dan would you get your hand off my leg?”
Dan: I said, “at least I didn’t grab your dick!”
JF: That could have made for an awkward rest of the drive home! What has been your biggest challenge as a band?
Dan: building a decent sized fan base in NYC.
Justin: Trying to figure out how to push this whole thing further without going broke.
JF: Do you guys have day jobs?
Justin: I work at a gas station, Dan works at a hotel, Sean works at a grocery store, Mark works at some factory, and Eric works with troubled students and teaches guitar lessons.
JF: Your average citizens by day, Rock and Roll party animals by night, I love it. What's in heavy rotation on your iPods right now?
Justin: Lately I’ve been listening to Animal Collective's Strawberry Jam and this post-rockish band from Virginia named Barkitecture's new album called Quarry.
Sean: Oh definitely the new Radiohead album, it's incredible. Along with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Blood Brothers, Tom Waits, The Smiths, and XBXRX... to name a few.
JF: How much would it cost for you to play a house party? We’ll give you free range on all booze and women!
Dan: That sounds good! I'm the only one into booze and women; meaning I'm not married, taken, or a minor, so what would have been split 5 ways, will now be humbly enjoyed by myself only. Thank you!
Sean: Some of my favorite shows have been house shows. What I always did when I had an out-of-town band come through, was give them whatever money came through at the door with the admission price of about $5. I think that's fair enough for me. I just love house shows.
JF: Note to self: gather mucho booze and women. OK now, there are five basic types in every successful band, so fill in your names accordingly: your rebel, your shy bashful type, your reassuring older brother type, your dewey-eyed youngster, and five, your heartthrob.
Sean: rebel= justin, heart throb= mark, older brother= dan, quiet one= eric, youngster= definitely me... I joined the band when I was 14 and I’m 17 now.
Dan: that's totally not us, this is more like it:
the David Koresh-esque charismatic one - Mark
the June Cleaver-esque mother - Eric
the Mark Wahlberg-esque funky buncher - Sean
the shy anarchist - Justin
JF: What’s your ultimate goal as a band?
Justin: As Mark has said before, “To take over the world!”
Dan: Wild Stallions!! Watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and you'll find out!
Lightning round….
JF: Beatles or Stones?
Justin: Stones
Dan: Post Brian Jones Stones doesn't compare to the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Beatles.
JF: Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock?
Dan: Neither, the Old Eddie Murphy with the leather jump suits and the questionable taste in hookers.
Justin: Chappelle.
JF: Britney……still do-able?
Dan: Hit me baby...um one more time? No thanks, you've been donkey punched one too many times, thank you.
JF: OH SNAP! You told that trick! Alright.....Ad Lib: I______when I hear______.
Justin: Shudder when I hear Fall Out Boy.
Dan: I stab living things when I hear Panic at My Chemical Romance's Disco bullshit, pretty much any band that takes photo shoots in their whitey tighties. Seems to be the recent thing, or if they sport the asymmetrical hair cuts, please realize how ridiculous you look, and how unoriginal your brand of hardcore is.
JF: Our thoughts exactly, you couldn’t have said that any better. What city has the best crowds?
Justin: Other than our home town Chambersburg, it would definitely have to be Baltimore.
JF: OK, more importantly, what city has the best groupies?
Dan: I never have time to find that one out. Insert sad internet face here :-(
JF: If the band turned into Survivor, who gets kicked off first and why?
Justin: Probably Dan because he's kinda lazy.
Dan: Yo fuck that show!
JF: Best band of the 80’s?
Dan: Bobby Brown, haha...no! Wang Chung!! Nope umm Ray Parker Jr.! That's tough…I'll have to say a three way tie, Tears for fears, The Cure, and Joy Division.
Justin: one of my favorite bands of all time Rudimentary Peni.
JF: How about the 90’s?
Dan: Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins.
Justin: I’m going to say Fugazi because I’m drawing a blank on the 90's
JF: Finally, are record major record labels relevant any more?
Justin: To the people who make those deals, yes. But you can toss millions into any "pop" band to get into them into as many ears as possible and people will eat it up without thinking twice about.
Dan: If you want a lot of aimless money, and promises thrown at you, sure!
Visit the band's myspace and get lost in the rock n' roll extavaganza that is The Shackeltons! And don't worry, we'll let you know when they're coming to Philly again. Hide the women and children.
Well that's the breaks,
Josh
Flaming Lips Cover John Lennon
Jimmy Kimmel Responds
Here is Jimmy's "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck"
-Josh
Mashup Monday
Just another manic Monday,
Josh
Friday, February 22, 2008
Hot Chip Videos From AOL Music
Check out their entire performance and interview here. Pretty good stuff.
-Josh
Around The Way News
Hey Teens,
Vampire Weekend had a gig disrupted by a fire alarm in London. Maybe its because there flaming. Thank You, I'll be here all day.
Will.I.Am will be making his film debut in the upcoming X-Men movie. The only way he is going be good in the movie is if he can hire Fergie to say all his lines. Hey, It worked for the Black Eyed Peas!
Flava Flav is looking to make a musical comeback. Yes, I'm serious. He is looking for people to help him with his first single. Anyone can go to flavorffloveworld.com to enter. VH1 will be helping him find the perfect song. ....with six kids maybe VH1 should help him find a condom.
A Linkin Park fan has been taken into custody after stalking lead singer (screamer) Chester Beddington. The fan (stalker) worked at a national security library and was able to hack into Chester's computer. She accesed Email's, Photo's, and voicemail. Remeber the good ol' days when you had to leave your house to stalk someone?
Adam
All Points West Initial Lineup Announced
Radiohead
Jack Johnson
Underworld
Kings of Leon
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Cat Power
The Roots
The New Pornographers
Youssou N'Dour
Animal Collective
Andrew Bird
Michael Franti & Spearhead
Metric
CSS
Girl Talk
Chromeo
The Go! Team
Amadou & Mariam
The Black Angels
The Felice Brothers
K'Naan
Jason Isbell
Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
Alberta Cross
The Virgins
Black Kids
Mates of State
Duffy
Forro in the Dark
Nicole Atkins
Juana Molina
Little Brother
Rogue Wave
Neil Halstead
Your Vegas
Tickets for ALL POINTS WEST go on sale Friday, February 29 at 12 Noon (ET) via http://www.ticketmaster.com/ only. Single day passes are $89 and three-day passes are $258. A portion of the event's proceeds will benefit "Friends of Liberty State Park." The Friends of Liberty State Park is an open space advocacy volunteer organization dedicated to the park's future as a free, green and non-commercial, urban waterfront oasis.
The ALL POINTS WEST MUSIC AND ARTS FESTIVAL is being created in a "green" festival environment. Initial "green" plans include on-site parking for carpoolers only and ample public transportation to and from the site. Ferry service will be available from Manhattan directly to the festival grounds; exact details with ferry schedules will be announced at a later date. Additionally, light rail service via NJ Transit will run directly to the festival grounds. Meanwhile, a limited supply of on-site parking is reserved exclusively for carpoolers. Carpool parking passes are available either as single days for Saturday and Sunday or as a three-day pass for the weekend. Note: four concert tickets are required in order to qualify for carpool parking.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy..
Josh
Kooks Announce North American Tour
The dates are:
San Diego, CA House of Blues (May 18)
Los Angeles, CA The Wiltern (19)
San Francisco, CA The Fillmore (22)
Vancouver, BC Commodore Ballroom (24)
Portland, OR Wonder Ballroom (26)
Salt Lake City, UT Avalon Theatre (28)
Denver, CO Ogden Theatre (29)
Minneapolis, MN Fine Line Music Café (31)
Milwaukee, WI Turner Hall Ballroom (June 1)
Chicago, IL Vic Theatre (2)
Toronto, ON Kool Haus (4)
Philadelphia, PA The Fillmore @ TLA (5)
Boston, MA Paradise Rock Club (6)
Washington, DC 9.30 Club (7)
New York, NY Terminal 5 (11)
5 hours until happy hour,
Josh
RIAA Sues Every College Student in America
9 In a Row For Flo Rida
Alicia Keys' "No One" sticks at No. 4 but is the chart's top digital gainer. Sara Bareilles' "Love Song" inches up 6-5, trading places with Timbaland's "Apologize" featuring OneRepublic. Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" is up 8-7 to reach a new Hot 100 peak, and Sean Kingston's "Take You There" jumps 9-8.
Grammy queen Amy Winehouse re-enters the Hot 100 with "You Know I'm No Good" featuring Ghostface Killah at No. 77. The cut, which peaked at No. 78 in March 2007, sold 28,000 downloads and has now been re-serviced to top 40 radio.
Keyshia Cole's "I Remember" is No. 1 on Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs for a second week. The top debut comes from Birdman's "100 Million" featuring Young Jeezy, Rick Ross and Lil Wayne at No. 77.
The Foo Fighters return to No. 1 on the Modern Rock chart with "Long Road To Ruin," on the heels of a record-breaking pole position run from earlier single "The Pretender." Puddle Of Mudd's "Psycho" is No. 1 on Mainstream Rock for a second week.
Keepin' it relatively authentic,
Josh
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Wu-Tang Forever
"Take It Back"
Kind of a boring video.
-Adam Digital
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Trivial Pursuit Question From The Future
"Elevator"
How is he gonna re-use a shout-out to Apple Bottom jeans? This is obviously just a bad attempt to recreate "Low". One Hit Wonder, believe dat!
Rockin' Apple Bottom Jeans & Boots with the Fur,
Adam
P.S. Seriously, this song is garbage, right? I'm not just drinking Haterade, right?
Around The Way News
Marilyn Manson is a fan of absinthe (some crazy outlawed liquor; you know the stuff the supposedly makes you hallucinate). Well Marilyn has developed his own brand, Mansinthe. Clever. Some absinthe experts taste-tested Mansinthe, only to find it "smelled like sewage water, swamp mud, and rubbing alcohol". Well at least he has his music career to fall back on.........oh wait, I forgot its 2008, nevermind.
Eminem will be releasing a book, The Way I am. It will be about his life growing up and Eminem will write the introduction. Awesome, I'm going to go watch 8 Mile. Let me know when your done reading the book.
Everday I'm Hustlin',
Adam
Raconteurs: New album coming soon?
On an earlier post, I talk about how I rarely enjoy concerts because I am a "retard magnet" (not like literal retards, I don't need any of that Big Brother drama). No matter what concert I go to the most drunk and/or obnoxious person seems to find me. The Bob Dylan/ Raconteurs concert was no different.
I swear on my life this happened. Sitting behind my friend and I was an Amish guy who was stoned out of his mind and smoking an insane amount of weed the entire time Dylan was playing. Unfortunately, he wasn't a simple, quiet Amish fellow. Once he got stoned he just kept talking and talking and talking.......about the most asinine stuff. He also had diarrhea of the mouth, so it was not stop talking. It was awful. To make matters worse he kept passing the joint to a 300Lbs guy sitting next to me. And because that wouldn't be enough to distract me from the music, I had to sit directly behind the "We are trying to relive our youth, so we are going to be way to into the concert and dance the whole time couple; but we are going to do the over 40 dance which is more like someone having a heart attack in slow motion combined with the Seinfeld "Elaine" dance". Yes, you all know this couple. The ones who refuse to sit down even though everyone else has silently agreed to relax and enjoy the show.
So now I have to try and find a spot to peak past them to see Bob Dylan. Great. The whole concert people were yelling at this couple and I even got some "beer shrapnel" when some one couldn't take it anymore and threw some beer our way. Awesome.
Is it me?
Adam
P.S. Probably
Monday, February 18, 2008
Aerosmith + Guitar Hero = ?
I came across this article a coupld days ago. I would have posted it up over the weekend, but I like being lazy & drinking alcohol to much. Sorry. It seems Aerosmith will be getting their own version of Guitar Hero. Yea, because thats what all of the kids are begging for. Idiot.
This story made me think of a great Onion piece I read.
Adam's Favorite Things
Where am i going with this? Two of my favorite things are together at last. Kanye West & Vodka. Absolut 100 Vodka will be sponsoring Kanye's Glow in the Dark Tour this summer. Seriously, if i don't go to this concert i'm going to be pissed. If anyone is related to Kanye or wants to hook me up, just holla at ya boy!
We Speak Your Name,
Adam
Ryan: Backstroke
Whenever I talk to a band who are about to sign with a major label, I always end up thinking of them in a particular context. I imagine a trench, about four feet wide and five feet deep, maybe sixty yards long, filled with runny, decaying shit. I imagine these people, some of them good friends, some of them barely acquaintances, at one end of this trench. I also imagine a faceless industry lackey at the other end holding a fountain pen and a contract waiting to be signed. Nobody can see what's printed on the contract. It's too far away, and besides, the shit stench is making everybody's eyes water. The lackey shouts to everybody that the first one to swim the trench gets to sign the contract. Everybody dives in the trench and they struggle furiously to get to the other end. Two people arrive simultaneously and begin wrestling furiously, clawing each other and dunking each other under the shit. Eventually, one of them capitulates, and there's only one contestant left. He reaches for the pen, but the Lackey says "Actually, I think you need a little more development. Swim again, please. Backstroke". And he does of course.
Why yes, this guy was involved in the recording of "Rape Me." Why do you ask?
-Ryan
Mashup Monday
Luckily, before Josh left he told me what mashup he was going to post. So here is your Monday eargasm.....
NIN Vs. The Beatles
Street sweepers & Coco Puffs
-Adam
Friday, February 15, 2008
Bonus Jam
Silvertide
If you don't have their album "Show & Tell", BUY IT NOW! SONY BMG has done nothing with Silvertide, because their idiots. They ar signed with BMG but they just waste away there. What are they waiting for? Are they waiting for Soulja Boy to free up his schedule so he can produce their album?
Rock music is waiting for a hero. That hero.....Silvertide.
Enjoy.....
Adam
P.S. Sorry for this weird video. SONY BMG has decided to not let anyone embed (share) their videos. Why would they want people to find out about their artist? I'm telling you, record labels killed music. Believe dat.
Really? Wow.
Soulja Boys protege....WHAT! Yes. Let me give you that again. Soulja Boy's protege (nodding in disbelief) V.I.C. has a video.....
Just watch it......
Wow. Who else want's to get silly? I'm in. I have posted many times, on this site, about Soulja Boy being the symbol for all that is wrong in music (Not even just Hip-Hop). I saw an interview with him the other day that went like this.....
Interviewer: What rappers influenced you growing up?
Soulja Boy: 50 Cent.
50 Cent?!!?! He's only been out for 3 minutes longer than you have, Soulja! Damn. He can't even think of one old school cat to give props to and seem like he knows his hip-hop history. You know whats sad, to Soulja Boy 50 Cent is old school. He is only like 17 years old!
Fun Soulja Boy fact: He failed 9th grade twice and then dropped out of high school.
The only thing I can think of are the "suits" who hear this song and go "Awesome", "I smell money!", and "Yahtzee!". Who hears this song and thinks its good? Why are labels putting out this music? I didnt want to blow everyones mind but I know who ruined music. Its not the internet, Myspace,Napster, or anything else people tell you.
Major music labels killed music. They are the ones who don't develop talent, put out garbage no talent acts, and only care about money. You know why people look back at the 60's and 70's as the peak for music? Because everyone cared about music. It stood for something (More than just money) It was a soundtrack, movement, belief......Maybe it was a simplier time? Maybe i'm romanticizing.
A sub-killer of music: the 80's. Yes. It's true. What good music has come after the 80's? Don't worry, I'll wait.
Doing the Superman
Adam
NACA Bound
No Weekend Warriors this weekend. Sorry kids, you're on your own this time. I'll be leaving much of the posting to Adam while I'm gone, but hope to have some free time to fill everyone in on the STL action while I'm out there.
4 hours until I'm officially chillin' with Nelly.
Derrrrrrty,
Josh
New Scenes That We're Completely Out of Touch With Coming to a High School Near You
The site’s study, Myspace08, has highlighted Toystep/Joystick Jungle, Bassline, Tape Music, Acousmatic, IDM (Intelligent Dance Music) and Screamo as genres set to be most popular this year.
The survey also suggests that "new ravers" and "new romantics" are mixing to create a new scene of Super Super Kids, while fans of grime and indie are apparently turning into Grindies.
Dressing as twins with your friends is also another trend that's going to be big, dubbing it "Double Dressers".
Acts predicted to make it big:
1. Partyshank
2. Peggy Sue And The Pirates
3. Riuven
4. Naz T Da Younger
5. Tape Deck
6. Conan and Mockisans
7. Ebony Bones
8. Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong
9. Dead Disco
10. Make Me A Model
Super Super Kids? Grindies? Double Dressers? Suddenly I feel like I'm 62 years old and trying to understand my grandkids way of life.
The original OG,
Josh
Black Kids North American Tour Dates
Tour Dates:
Indio, CA Coachella Festival (April 25)
San Francisco, CA Mezzanine (26)
Portland, OR Doug Fir Lounge (28)
Vancouver, BC Richards On Richards (29)
Seattle, WA Neumo's (30)
Salt Lake City, UT Urban Lounge (May 2)
Denver, CO Larimer Lounge (3)
Omaha, NE Waiting Room (5)
Minneapolis, MN 7th Street Entry (6)
Chicago, IL The Abbey Pub (7)
Detroit, MI Magic Stick (8)
Toronto, ON Lee's Palace (9)
Montreal, PQ Cabaret Musee Juste Pour Rine (10)
Boston, MA Paradise (12)
Washington, DC Black Cat (15)
Philadelphia, PA Pure (16)
Baltimore, MD Sonar (17)
Thursday, February 14, 2008
New Gnarls Barkley Release Date
What is now the first single "Run", leaked a couple weeks ago, which you may have heard here on our site. The song is finally starting to accumulate radio play and a video for the track is now in the works. Their second single will be titled "Who's Gonna Save My Soul", with a video directed by the same guy who brought us "Gone Daddy Gone."
Speaking of "Gone Daddy Gone", it's not Mashup Monday but enjoy...
Radiohead Remixes Available for FREE
The selection of remixed and reimagined Radiohead tracks from their recent album "In Rainbows" features the likes of Del The Funky Homosapien and Chali2na rapping over the mixed-up tracks.
AmpLive has put together a website that contains the downloadable remixes with a message that reads, "It's not up to you. It's free." I haven't given the songs a listen yet, I'm saving them for later. Fans' opinions have been very mixed, complaining it just gets clumsy at times. Give it a listen for yourself.
Track Listing:
"Rainydayz"
"Video Tapez" (ft. Del The Funky Homosapien)
"Nudez" (ft. Too $hort & MC Zumbiof Zion I)
"Weird Fishez"
"All I Need"
"15 Stepz" (ft. Codany Holiday)
"Reckonerz" (ft. Chali2na)
"Faustz"
I loves me some remixes,
Josh
Complete List of Tour Dates for Glow in the Dark Tour
"Don't bother putting your cell phones in the air, your whiteness is all the light we need tonight!"
4/16 - Seattle, WA @ Key Arena
4/18 - Sacramento, CA @ ARCO Arena
· 4/19 - San Jose, CA @ HP Pavilion
· 4/20 - San Diego, CA @ Sports Arena
· 4/21 - Los Angeles, CA @ Nokia Theatre
· 4/25 - * Las Vegas, NV @ Red Rock Casino Resort Spa
· 4/26 - * Albuquerque, NM @ Journal Pavilion
· 4/27 - Denver, CO @ Pepsi Center
· 4/29 - Oklahoma City, OK @ Ford Center
· 4/30 - Austin, TX @ Frank Irwin Center
· 5/1 - Dallas, TX @ SuperPages.com Center
· 5/2 - Houston, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
· 5/4 - Atlanta, GA @ Gwinette Arena
· 5/5 - Tampa, FL @ Ford Amphitheatre
· 5/6 - Miami, FL @ American Airlines Arena
· 5/8 - Charlotte, NC @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
· 5/9 - Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheatre
· 5/10 - Washington, DC @ Nissan Pavilion
· 5/11 - Virginia Beach, VA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
· 5/13 - New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden
· 5/15 - Boston, MA @ Tweeter Center
· 5/16 - Hartford, CT @ North East Dodge Music Center
· 5/17 - Philadelphia, PA @ Susquehana Bank Center
· 5/18 - Scranton, PA @ Toyota Pavilion
· 5/20 - Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre
· 5/21 - Toronto, ON @ Molson Centre
· 5/22 - Auburn Hills, MI @ The Palace of Auburn Hills
· 5/23 - Chicago, IL @ United Center
· 5/24 - Minneapolis, MN @ Target Center
· 5/27 - Saskatoon, SK @ Credit Union Centre
· 5/29 - Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Palace
· 5/30 - Calgary, AB @ Saddledome
* indicates dates that do not include Rihanna.
I'll be there front and center, with 15,000 other white kids...glowin' in the dark.
Hey Mama,
Josh
Throwback Thursday (Josh Edition)
Fastball- The Way
I still don't get what this video's supposed to be about by the way.
-Josh
Make Out Bandit
Maybe you waited to long to make reservations at her favorite restaurant, maybe you forgot to buy flowers, maybe you even forgot it was valentines day.
Queens of the Stone Age are here to help. In a way to promote their new single "Make It Witchu" they have announced a contest. They want fans to post their best makeout clips to youtube. Nice.
So, maybe you can tell your girlfriend that this is a way for you to share how much you love her with the world. Damn i'm good. You're Welcome.Full details found here.
Adam
Around The Way News
Plus, we can just get a NYC crack whore to play Courtney Love.
Still Just A Rat In A Cage,
Adam
Jack Johnson #1
Jack Johnson's new CD "Sleep Through The Static" is the number one album this week. It sold 375,000 copies. The big story is 37% of the purchases were digital, about 139,000. This tops Kanye Wests "Graduation" which recently sold 133,000 digital copies.
Kids Love Barenaked Ladies
One question. Who were they making songs for before? Have you ever met a hardcore BNL fan? Yea, me either.
Throwback Thursday (Adam Edition)
Actually, the more I think about it, middle school dances were kind of like a pre-pubescent strip club. All the girls dance to Hansons' "Mmmbop" while the guys stare at them. If they handed out funny money and singles by the punch bowl middle school would have been awesome.
Then High school comes. Those dances are like the champagne room. Everyone is bumping and grinding. "Freak" dancing if you will. It was awesome. Every dance was like "blue balls under the sea" themed.
Man I miss high school.
K-Ci & Jojo - All My Life
Happy Valentines Day,
Adam
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Why Hendrix Never Won a Grammy
This article explains that it all comes down to the nature of “peerage,” and in 1967 a guy who plunked down an amp, plugged in, and played “Louie Louie” wasn’t really a “peer” to the scores of industry people voting for Grammys back then. The rock format, with its comparatively small group of guitars, bass, drums, and singers represented a challenge to this industry and all its people.
The author goes on to explain that it's a tribute to Jimi Hendrix’s visionary spirit that he was so ahead of his time that he couldn’t have been considered for a Grammy during his lifetime; the Grammys themselves were still “young” and simply not ready for him. same condition applies to so many artists active in the late 1960s that seem like icons to us now — Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Doors, the Velvet Underground. Could you ever see Hendrix showing up to the Grammys in a tuxedo anyway? Didn't think so...
On a side note to this whole Hendrix story, a friend and I came up with our own little theory about Jimi Boy. He was a complete homosexual. Mind you, we were stoned out of our minds on a week long binge, but the reasoning makes complete sense. Look at what Hendrix wore in the late 60's...hetero, i think not. He just got away with it because it was 1967 and everyone was high all the time and talking about free love, so who cared? If you listen to him speak and check the mannerisms in his interviews it becomes even clearer....at least it did for the whole 6 hours we were watching Hendrix videos. We've chosen to never revisit this theory, but still keep it in our minds.
D.A.R.E. to resist drugs
New Kanye Video Released Today
You know you can't Rome without Ceasar,
Josh
Around The Way News
If you haven't heard, Lily Allen was given her own TV show on the BBC. It was recently reported that fans walked out during the taping of the show due to boredom. And people in the UK watch soccer!
Exactly. Has Slash run out of money or seomthing? Wasn't he pimping Guitar Hero before this?
Natalie Cole has said that giving Grammys to Amy Winehouse is rewarding bad behavior. Good point Natalie! It's weird becuase the Grammys never make mistakes....
-Adam
Song Worth Listening To On An Album Not Worth Buying: The Hives
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Kanye West Glow In The Dark Tour Dates
Seattle, WA Key Arena (April 16)
Sacramento, CA, ARCO Arena (18)
San Jose, CA HP Pavilion At San Jose (19)
San Diego, CA San Diego Sports Arean (20)
Denver, CO Pepsi Center (27)
Dallas, TX Superpages.com Centre (May 1)
The Woodlands, TX The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion(2)
Dallas, TX Superpages com Center(10)
Auburn Hills, MI The Palace Of Auburn Hills (22)
Minneapolis, MN Target Center (24)
Saskatoon, SK Credit Union Centre (27)
Edmonton, AB Rexall Place (29)
Calgary, AB Pengrowth Saddledome (30)
WHAT?!?!?!?
No East Coast Dates!?
I NEED to see this concert!
Adam
Around The Way News
Neil Young has said "I think that the time when music could change the world is past". Maybe for your music, Neil! Your gonna look me in the eyes and honestly tell me K-Fed's "Po Po Zao" didn't change the world? Crazy.
The Who will begin working on a new album......what? I'm sorry. I didn't realize they were starting another CSI spinoff that needed theme music.
Yoko Ono is suing an artist for using the name Lennon. Even though the singers actual name is Lennon. Werent John and Yoko all about "peace and love" at some point. What happened to "Give Peace a Chance"? Is some random singer with the name Lennon really doing anything worth suing over? This is what happens when hippies get a litte money. They turn into ass wipes. Thats why the whole hippie movement never panned out. That and the Hells Angels killing hippies at a Rolling Stones concert......but mostly the money thing.
Everyone is a Democrat until they get a little money,
Adam
Miss. Bean
Hmmm?
Well, Franny Bean, maybe because your mom is crazy, like real crazy too. Not some BS crazy, like hardcore could die any minute crazy, and your dad was a genius and the "leader" of a musical movement that defined the '90s. Plus he shot himself at his musical peak.
So Fran, to be honest, we just want to see how crazy you are going to be when you grow up. Basically, are you going to end up Tara Reid "crazy" - where you are just a walking drunk mess or Britney Spears "crazy" - ....how do you even define Britney "crazy"?
Simple as that.
Adam
Radiohead North American Tour
May
5 - Cruzan Amphitheatre - West Palm Beach, Florida
6 - Ford Amphitheatre - Tampa, Florida
8 - Lakewood Amphitheatre - Atlanta, Georgia
9 - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre - Charlotte, North Carolina
11 - Nissan Pavilion at Stone Ridge - Bristow, Virginia
14 - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater - St Louis, Missouri
17 - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - Houston, Texas
18 - Superpages.com Center - Dallas, Texas
More North American dates to be added after their summer tour in UK & Europe.
Pre-Sale will begin Feb 14th.
-Adam
Mars Volta Spring Tour!
APRIL
1 - House of Blues - Orlando, FL
4 - House of Blues - Myrtle Beach, SC5 - The Tabernacle - Atlanta, GA
17 - The Pageant - Saint Louis, MO
18 - Newport Music Hall - Columbus, OH
20 - Aragon Ballroom - Chicago, IL
21 - Roy Wilkins Auditorium - St Paul, MN
More dates will be announced shortly....
Beware: Attending this concert may melt your face!
-Adam
Rihanna Car Accident
-Adam
(Sorry for the crappy video, its the only one I could find)
Illegal Downloaders in the UK Could Be Banned From the Internet
Internet users would be given three strikes before their service would be terminated; the first offense would result in an e-mail warning and the third would result in termination of service. Internet providers who fail to uphold the law would also face prosecution.
Two questions: What stops people from just switching service providers when they get banned? My guess is that a UK-er could spend possibly years online before getting caught three times. And in the slim case that you do get caught three times, just switch ISP's. I just don't see how this could be passed as a law anytime soon. A better idea would be granting ISP's the power to fine internet users who are caught downloading illegally.
Two: What does this mean for the U.S.? On the chance that this law is passed, or some form of it, will the U.S. look to adapt the form? Imagine being sued by both the RIAA and your Internet Service Provider? When all was said and done, you'd be living in a shack in Guam, not by choice.
Cheese and Rice,
Josh
Tuesday's New Releases
It only took 4 years, but Simple Plan drops their third studio album. Where ya been, boys? Probably livin' the groupie highlife up there in Montreal. The album is also available as a limited-edition deluxe digipak with a bonus DVD featuring a documentary, behind-the-scenes clips and more.
Kylie Minogue also hits us with her first major release in almost 4! years. I'm sure this release isn't going to tickle you're funny bone either. It's a slow week for new music.
The only good news is, we can expect the yearly sales boost associated with the Grammys. Herbie Hancock's sales are primed to rise 500% with a possible 750 people buying his album! Here's to Alicia Keys reclaiming the #1 position on the charts.
And as always....digging through the bargain bins,
Josh
Monday, February 11, 2008
Running Diary: The Grammy's
8:00: And we're off....Frank Sinatra starts off the show in old black and white tv. Better take another shot to keep this interesting.
8:01: And the Grammy's were just ruined by trying to superimpose Sinatra next to Alicia Keys while she sings. One minute....that might be a record.
8:06: My wife just stepped on stage to sing "Before He Cheats". She'll be taking home a few awards tonight...including me.
8:10: Alicia Keys wins best Female R&B. She pulls an Eli and takes out the queen of R&B, Mary J. How convenient that Keys was just waiting backstage.
8:20: Rihanna's the only chick with a boys haircut that I would marry in a second. I mean, drop dead gorgeous. I guess she's singing too.
8:25: The Band receives the first of what will surely be 12 Lifetime Acheivement Awards handed out tonight. Trust me on this one.
8:26: Brushing The Band off like they never gave them an award, The Beatles tribute performance begins. Already? I thought the Grammy's would have teased this thing right to the very end just to keep people watching. "A Day in the Life">>"Let It Be">>and that's it? That's what I waited for all week? Way to under-deliver.
8:35: Winehouse wins Best New Artist and I'm offically beating Adam's ASS in our friendly competition.
8:38: you're really going to waste my time with this viewer talent competition with a bunch of violins? I'm grabbing a beer. Just let the hot chick win and end this thing.
8:45: Damn they're really pumping out the performances. Kanye and DAFT FUCKIN' PUNK! Good to see Kanye gave some love to the guys responsible for his success. So far my favorite performance of the night. I'm not ashamed to admit I teared up during "Hey Mama". Like you didn't.
8:53: Man Face, I mean, Fergie tries putting together a few notes, unsuccessfully, with John Legend on piano. My ears are bleeding.
9:05: How 'bout those legs on Beyonce? DAMN! She starts a mini performance before throwing things to Tina Turner, who looks like a robot on stage. Reminds me when Sly Stone tried making a comeback a few years ago. Everyone was convinced he was an alien. I'm convinced Tina's breasts are being held up by 2 full rolls of duct tape.
9:09: Beyonce comes back out from a costume change and I think I can see her va-jay-jay. She bangs out "Proud Mary" alongside Tina and covers all the dance moves that Tina can no longer pull off.
9:14: Lifetime achievement award number 2 is given out. Trust me, we have plenty more to come.
9:15: Amy Winhouse wins again! Song of the year this time. Crack can't hold back true talent. Too bad I picked Corinne Bailey Rae. My sleeper pick slaps me in the face. Just a word of advice...once Winehouse wins one award and you tell everyone that she's in London, you don't have to tell me again after she wins another award. I get it. I bet this happens again tonight.
9:20: The shitty talent show winner is about to be announced. Guaranteed its the hot chick. BOOM, damn I'm good. Good thing I voted 13 times for her.
9:21: Foo Fighters begin their performance with guest conductor John Paul Jones. Maybe he can explain to us why Led Zep's not playing bonnaroo. Fighter's decided to take their performance outside away from all the suits. Good move, they're a band of the people. John Paul Jones has no idea how to conduct; he's just standing up there with a baton flailing it around. Side note: This also leaves Amy Winehouse as the only performer left in the Album of the Year category. Looks like she'll be taking home top honors, even though I'm rooting for Foo Fighters.
9:27: They're teasing this Winehouse performance like she's going to be doing it from atop the Berlin Wall or something. We get it; she's on crack, went to rehab, and not allowed in the U.S. The deck is really stacked against her.
9:33: Geroge Lopez just said "The United States! The only country where a black man and a white woman can run for President of the United States!" Read that again if you didn't get it the first time. He just introduced Brad Paisley and I think he's singing about checking a girl for ticks. Country music, folks. Glad you could make it.
9:39: Chris Brown looks like an idiot in that suit. Akon looks like he wants to beat some ass. I'm guessing he didn't win tonight. Best Rap album goes to Kanye. I think we all saw this coming. Are you really going to snub a guy who just sang about his recently deceased mother?
9:39 and 30 Seconds: Ohhh here we go, they start playing the wrap it up music for Kanye and he immediately starts talkin' shit. You just won Best rap Album, be greatful and have some taste. He drops a line about his mom and they cut the music. Yeah, better save your asses from looking bad, Grammy People.
9:42: Lifetime Achievement Award number 3. I don't even know who won this one.
9:50: Gospel Corner just ended. There were 113 people on stage and I have no idea what the hell was going on. Why do they force people to watch these performances every year? Nobody wants to see it. You know what people want to see? Miley Cyrus.
9:57: Lifetime Acheivement Award number 4. Some country singer. Cherish that award! Feist comes out with an acoustic guitar performing "1,2,3,4". Snooze city.
10:00: The American Bad Ass, Kid MOTHERFUCKIN' Rock takes over the stage to show people how to party.....or just stand awkwardly on stage and try his hand at a duet that he doesn't know the words to. This is painful. What happened to "Devil Without a Cause" Kid Rock?
10:04: Best Rock Album goes to Foo Fighter's and I'm looking like Nostrodamus with my picks. Also, "The performance we've all been waiting for" is coming up from Amy Winehouse. Says who? I don't know anyone who's looking forward to this. Maybe if she was all F'd up on stage i'd be looking forward to it, but we know that's not the case. She's going to be clean as a whistle, so where's the excitement?
10:11: Stevie Wonder makes his obvious appearance. Like you didn't know he'd show up. He does every year and doesn't even make music anymore. And what's up with his facial hair? Why does it go around both his upper and lower lips? Creepy.
10:12: Alicia Keys comes back out to perform. Apparently her hair grew 16 inches since she was last seen at 8:00. You won't see this guy complaining though, SECKSY! Borat, I mean, John Mayer joins Keys on stage throwing out some great guitar licks. I'm calling it right now, Best Male Pop Performance next year is John Mayer.
10:18: Vince Gill just took Best Country Album. Suddenly Adam's pick for Vince Gill as Album of the Year makes me nervous. Vince just took a shot at Kanye because he received an award from a Beatle and Kanye didn't. Vince just walked backstage, and mysteriously, you'll never see him again.
10:25: In case you didn't know, the Lifetime Acheivement Award is the most coveted award the Grammy's give out. Two more people just won. That makes 6 on the night.
10:35: Adam and I both score a win with "Umbrella" for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration. Oh, so did Rihanna and Jay-Z, I guess.
10:40: And we go to London via satellite for the performance we've all been waiting for! Is she even allowed to sing "Rehab" anymore? That's like Clay Aiken singing a song about pussy. How can a person honestly clean up this well? Can you imagine wakin up in the morning next to this? She looks great on stage and she's belting out some amazing notes. Smells like an Album of the Year Award.
10:47: I'm just going to abbreviate these from now on....L.A.A. number 7 goes to Doris Day. I think if you were around before 1960 and made any type of music recording, you receive a L.A.A. Meanwhile, Record of the Year goes to Amy Winehouse. How convenient. Yet again another singer wins just after performing. This show is so predictable is pains me to watch. She bursts into tears like she didn't know it was coming. Let's all give Amy a free pass for smoking crack and whoring it up because she put out a catchy song.
10:57: The president of the RIAA just informed us that they've given out almost 400 awards tonight. 375 of those were L.A.A.'s
11:25: Will.I.Am. tries "freestyling" about 50 years of the Grammy's. I kid you not when I say this is the most entertaining thing that's happened in the last 30 minutes. Can't they just cut this show down to 2 hours?
11:28: FINALLY, the award for Album of the Year. Kanye looks deep in meditation as the nominees are announced.
11:29: I'm offically never watching the Grammy Awards again in my life. Herbie Hancock wins album of the year over the likes of Kanye West, Amy Winehouse, and Foo Fighers. I think I heard 6 people in the audience clapping. You want to know why nobody watches the Grammy's? Because people like Herbie Hancock, the butt of a Chris Farley joke, wins Album of the Year.
11:31: Wrap it up B, wrap that shit up!
There you have it folks, the 2007 Grammy Awards. I'm going to find a gun and head to Herbie Hancock's afterparty.
-Josh